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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:21 pm

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:09 am

Ooooh, a different take on the BPotW.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:44 pm

i like how it speaks about humanity!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:45 pm

ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:48 pm

targetman377 wrote:ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

The South? I know of towns about 60 miles from Reno, NV that shutdown with half an inch. And they're not exactly "South", but claim to be "high desert".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:36 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

The South? I know of towns about 60 miles from Reno, NV that shutdown with half an inch. And they're not exactly "South", but claim to be "high desert".

minnestoa south to me :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:39 am

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

The South? I know of towns about 60 miles from Reno, NV that shutdown with half an inch. And they're not exactly "South", but claim to be "high desert".

minnestoa south to me :D

But you're lower elevation then me!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:39 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:10 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

The South? I know of towns about 60 miles from Reno, NV that shutdown with half an inch. And they're not exactly "South", but claim to be "high desert".

minnestoa south to me :D

But you're lower elevation then me!

that's only cause you guys legalized marry jane over there :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:14 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:00 pm

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:ok south sorry but you get 1-3 inches of snow you guys close everything.... i just drove home in 5-6 inches of snow!!!!! cause its SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

The South? I know of towns about 60 miles from Reno, NV that shutdown with half an inch. And they're not exactly "South", but claim to be "high desert".

minnestoa south to me :D

But you're lower elevation then me!

that's only cause you guys legalized marry jane over there :lol: :lol:

Wrong state there...

Anyways, the stupid police issued my grandmother a ticket for parking in her own handicap parking place because she didn't have the sticker up. The license plate numbers match the sign and the city attorney even said she didn't need the sticker up, but the police, apparently with nothing better to do, give her a second ticket. And yet, whenever some random person parks there for hours, if not a couple days, the police won't come by unless called. Bunch of BS there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:21 pm

that sucks!!!!

i got stuck in my ally was late to work this week :( but i was aproved off!!! it was right after i was like minnesota way to go with the snow!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:02 pm

So, I purchased Banished earlier this past week. I've started up a new settlement, that I'll update in the Longest Thread, Thread. Our settlement is named 'Kessik' -- which is a planet from the Star Trek universe. Another game I have going I'm using Khitomer, another planet from the Star Trek universe. I've decided all settlements I ever play will be named from planets inside the Star Trek universe.

Our first winter was a bit rough, we didn't have any firewood but at least everyone got a home built in time, and we started gathering roots and vegetables in a nearby forest. Eventually, we'll setup hunting and herb gathering as well in this area. We also setup a forester here, so he can replant trees for harvesting, and also to keep hunting and gathering efficient.

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Next, we'll want to expand south of the river -- since that is where our real farming, livestock, and settlement will be. You can see I've already marked out a market and some some other industry (blacksmithing, tailoring, and some more homes). And way off to the East, there was a perfect spot to setup fishing on the mouth of the river -- lots of water coverage should mean lots of great fishing. But I don't need to staff it right now, since we are pretty decent on food at the moment, and we have more pressing matters to attend to. Here is a little more expanded view of everything. It'll blue paler -- since I'm viewing from up in the cloud layer.

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So our plan is to continue to develop south of the river mostly. You'll notice along the river, there is a trading post I've yet to build. We're playing on Hard, so we didn't start with many families, and we didn't get any initial seeds or livestock, so we'll have to trade our goods for those. Off to the west, I've marked out where a quarry will be, mostly out of the way from my main food production area, but I'll expand some houses out there once we get a quarry up. But for now, we can simply strip mine stone from our main settlement area, since we have to clear it anyways.

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That'll be enough for now.

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:09 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:01 pm

Your reserve of tools is low!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:47 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Your reserve of tools is low!


Don't worry, comrade, we'll put people to work making iron tools soon. You'l also notice we don't have any more stored clothing, and we don't have any alcohol either.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:29 am

Had the weirdest dream. None of you were in it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:02 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:21 pm

Cool site:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:24 pm

strike wolf wrote:Had the weirdest dream. None of you were in it.

NOOOOOO!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:51 am

This game looks amazing:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:36 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:This game looks amazing:

It doesn't matter if you think it's amazing. What does Breivik think?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:16 pm

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AndyDufresne wrote:Banished Junk


So I've taken another screenshot of out Longest Thread, Thread settlement.

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We've built a townhall finally, and we've marked out places for crops and for livestock--though we don't have any yet. We'll have to trade for some. We'll likely trade some surplus iron tools we have to a one of the livestock or seed merchants that stop by from time to time. We're also expanding East a bit, to go get some more fishing, and more logging and gathering industry. But we'll need to build a few more bridges around for ease of walking and efficiency. And we got mine going, producing iron and coal sometimes.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:40 am

Where's the airstrip?

Or better yet, space port.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:20 pm

BPotW

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