FUN Question Thread

[nietzsche]

[Dukasaur]

If you had been lost in the wild as a baby and raised by animals, what kind of animals would they have been, and which of your current attributes owes the most to them?

[Lord Arioch]

Platypus IF god exist he made thoose with a sense of humor! And that i got.

[mrswdk]

It's all the same. Every creature dies alone, human, platypus, snail, whatever.

[DoomYoshi]

Chaetognaths:


The fact that I subsist off plankton owes the most to them.

[Army of GOD]

if you could go back in time and kill Jesus, how would you do it?

[DoomYoshi]

I would beat him to death with Putin on camera. Then when we come back, I can use the film evidence to lead a new global war against Russia.

[AndyDufresne]

I'd probably bring along a man named Jesús dressed in robes (ideally, Nietzche would fill this role) and I'd let him do it.


--Andy

[targetman377]

i would not go back in time and beat him up.. i would go back and talk to everyone possible then i would wright a paper on my travels and call it. a glimpse into the past. with interviews form real people.

[saxitoxin]

If you could only use one condiment the rest of your life, what kind would you use?

[BigBallinStalin]

Whichever's in the greatest demand and most costly to produce from scratch. This way I can trade it for any other condiment I desire.

[mrswdk]

BUZZ! Yeah, but according to the question you can only use one sauce. Enjoy your warehouse of forbidden sauces.

The correct answer is obviously BBQ sauce.

[Dukasaur]

Tough choice, but I think in the end pureed horseradish is the best.

[Army of GOD]

If I were an ice cream cone, how would you consume me?

[saxitoxin]

If I were an ice cream cone, how would you consume me?

I would start by giving you a thorough licking as you dripped all over.

Oh wait - ice cream? Sorry, I didn't read the whole question. Probably with a spoon.

[AndyDufresne]

--Andy

[Lootifer]

I would punch you right on the tip (Im assuming you are soft-serve #zing) and then lick your dripping remains off my knuckles.

[Lootifer]

How old do you think Saxi really is?

[betiko]

How old do you think Saxi really is?

this is the question we were all waiting for. saxi has to tell who is the closest, otherwise we should all just foe him.

guestimate 1: 40

[BigBallinStalin]

I would punch you right on the tip (Im assuming you are soft-serve #zing) and then lick your dripping remains off my knuckles.

I knew it! You are a penis-puncher, aren't you?

[thegreekdog]

How old do you think Saxi really is?

this is the question we were all waiting for. saxi has to tell who is the closest, otherwise we should all just foe him.

guestimate 1: 40

73.

[DoomYoshi]

When, exactly, am I allowed to shoot a student?

[notyou2]

When you attend Polytechnic du Montreal, but you are only allowed to shoot female students.

EDIT: You meant shoot with a gun didn't you?

[mrswdk]

16.

[Lootifer]

All the time!