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Re: FUN Question

Postby Lootifer on Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:29 pm

At what age did you first "get it"?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:13 pm

Get what? A deeper understanding of one's role in the universe, where you see the path and direct all effort toward it?

Or sex?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:20 pm

After I read the complete collection of R. Crumb's comics. So, 13.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:47 pm

FUN QUESTION THREAD RULES UPDATE: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=202861

(this does not count as an answer)
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:11 pm

I still didn t get it so i can t give an age. It was aids right?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby betiko on Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:13 pm

What was the worse mischief you did as a kid?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby nietzsche on Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:30 pm

betiko wrote:What was the worse mischief you did as a kid?


Oh boy, am I allowed only 1 answer? mmm

At around 4 I hit a pregnant woman with a plastic bucket on the belly. I was already concerned about the world's overpopulation.

Around the same age there was a painter on a ladder, painting the second floor, I kicked the stairs until he fell.

At around 5 my cousin left me in a truck for 2 minutes on a steep road, told me not to do anything, I moved the stick and the truck crashed another car.

I bite the ass of and old lady.

I moved the chair when a cousin was about to sit and shit hit her back and then the back of her heed with the chair.

I kidnapped a kid in kindergarden. Around 6pm, after hours of looking for him her mom all worried arrived to my home, asked my mom if she had seen him, turns out he was playing with me in the backyard since 11am.

The old lady next door used to go to complain to my mom because she'd find, after cleaning her room, that I had entered the house, then her room, jumped on the bed and made a mess all around.

I can keep going.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:41 pm

betiko wrote:What was the worse mischief you did as a kid?


Hmm... indecent exposure, arson, theft, larceny, incitement of a riot, libel, profanity, vanity... then i turned 13 and the rest is a blur until i was an adult.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby Lootifer on Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:49 am

I wasnt really a kid, but at 17 I got the police called on me for "leading" a bunch of my mates around shooting chickens, and each other (sometimes from one moving vehicle to another), and letting off a couple of pipebombs I had made. Fortunately for me this was all prior to 9-11. Oh didnt help that I was deputy head boy at the time and had head boy riding somewhere in the back seat and/or boot, and we were all in school uniforms.

Police came around and had a chat to my mum, needless to say she wasnt impressed.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:49 am

What is your favorite cute animal video?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby Lootifer on Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:51 am

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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:41 pm

The one with the really cute little fluffy thing that is soooooooo cute.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:38 pm

The one where the cat jumps out of the burning building but is okay and then all like "whassup?"
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:39 pm

Where would you most want to visit, that you have never before been, if you could only be there for 3 days?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby nietzsche on Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:45 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Where would you most want to visit, that you have never before been, if you could only be there for 3 days?


Kate Upton's cleavage.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:45 pm

Atlantis. Or maybe Camelot. Or that cleavage thing.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby notyou2 on Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:40 am

The Platinum Lounge.




Who is the biggest asshole on this site?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby KoolBak on Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:21 pm

Time to form a committee....
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:04 pm

Do you actually mean "posse"?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:00 am

THREAD BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 04, 2014 3:04 am

You've been offered $10 million to either (a) sleep with James Marsden, or, (b) sleep with Rosie O'Donnell.

Do you go ...

GAY
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or

GROSS
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby nietzsche on Sun May 04, 2014 4:10 am

For 10 million dollars I'd even sleep with O'donnel with a strap on.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby notyou2 on Sun May 04, 2014 8:47 am

Saxi, you broke your rules in this thread. You are banned from this thread for 180 days.

To answer the question, I would live my life not as a millionaire.
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby saxitoxin on Fri May 09, 2014 5:31 am

What is your favorite chain restaurant?
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Re: FUN Question Thread

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun May 11, 2014 8:55 am

Creamofsumyoungguy. Its SE Asian I think. Try the Moneyshot. Its the best. Did I say I don't eat there I serve the meals.
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