I am so happy that the new Gotham made Alfred an Australian ex-commando who teaches little wimpy Bruce Wayne how to properly thrash your enemies. Alfred has always been portrayed as the uptight, egg headed, British butler who was always walking around with a silver tureen and a dildo up his arse.
And if you are talking about female Australians...yes, they are indeed cunts! But they are some of the most beautiful
cunts on the face of the planet!
