WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Skittles!]

Indeed. But how much of those threads have spam in it?
The penguin is watching. Always watching..

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Quite a while? this thread is going 1 page a minute at its top speed !

thats why so many people are fastposted...

[Skittles!]

I'm sure it can go faster than that when most of the people are here.

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I'm sure it can go faster than that when most of the people are here.

Possibly, but thats the fastest i have seen it go...

[Skittles!]

I'm sure it can go faster than that when most of the people are here.

Possibly, but thats the fastest i have seen it go...

Exactly.

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I'm sure it can go faster than that when most of the people are here.

Possibly, but thats the fastest i have seen it go...

Exactly.

I guess it is hard for every member of spamalot to post at the same time..

WHY DIDN'T VINCENT M add me to the list yet!!!

[Neutrino]

Its not moving very fast because no-one is on...

On a sidenote: Haha! Take that Chaos! My completly pathetic troops have finally triumphed!
God, I hate Tau. Anyone else and I would have crushed Chaos in minutes, but with them it took mearly 3 days...

Come back when someone in your entire damn army knows how to use a sword.

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that was strange

[Skittles!]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

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Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

OH YA, i fastposted someone!!!WHOO HOO!!! *everybody dance now* *boom* *boom* *boom*

[Skittles!]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

OH YA, i fastposted someone!!!WHOO HOO!!! *everybody dance now* *boom* *boom* *boom*

You are so pathetic.

[Neutrino]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

Yeah, but every time I use them they either get utterly srushed under the weight of the cultists, or manage to wanter into the Blood Pulse.

Ive decided that Hammerheads do a much better job.

[Skittles!]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

Yeah, but every time I use them they either get utterly srushed under the weight of the cultists, or manage to wanter into the Blood Pulse.

Ive decided that Hammerheads do a much better job.

yes, that Montka building is great with the Crisis suit. And the Hammerheads.
But Kroots always work... Unless it's just them facing a really big army.

[Neutrino]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

Yeah, but every time I use them they either get utterly srushed under the weight of the cultists, or manage to wanter into the Blood Pulse.

Ive decided that Hammerheads do a much better job.

yes, that Montka building is great with the Crisis suit. And the Hammerheads.
But Kroots always work... Unless it's just them facing a really big army.

You might as well skip Kroot and just sic the Hammerheads on them.

No matter how excessivly powerful those Hammerheads are, I stil thik Eldar and IG are way, way better.

[Skittles!]

Don't you ever use Kroot? Idiot..
And uh, you just suck as Chaos.. Suck so much.

Yeah, but every time I use them they either get utterly srushed under the weight of the cultists, or manage to wanter into the Blood Pulse.

Ive decided that Hammerheads do a much better job.

yes, that Montka building is great with the Crisis suit. And the Hammerheads.
But Kroots always work... Unless it's just them facing a really big army.

You might as well skip Kroot and just sic the Hammerheads on them.

No matter how excessivly powerful those Hammerheads are, I stil thik Eldar and IG are way, way better.

Hm. Weak morale, crap vehcles (SP), crap weapons (Apart from Warp Spiders)...

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I am NOT pathetic...or am i

I have to go eat breakfast

[Skittles!]

I am NOT pathetic...or am i

I have to go eat breakfast

Shut it.

[Neutrino]

Average Morale (A slight improvement), great veichles (Say hello to the new Vvyper if you dont believe me) and absolutly great weapons (Dark Reapers are superior to Fire Warriors and cost just as much)

[Skittles!]

Average Morale (A slight improvement), great veichles (Say hello to the new Vvyper if you dont believe me) and absolutly great weapons (Dark Reapers are superior to Fire Warriors and cost just as much)

Crap morale.
Vyper is alright, I like the old one though, except that it has lower hitpoints (Is that right)?
And the Tau have good weapons, you just have to know their different ways.
Psh. I want anotherrrrrrr one.

[Neutrino]

Actually, the book says average, so I am correct . (It just seems crap in comparison to those damn Tau; you would think somone who is going to die almost automatically in close combat would be more wiling to flee?)

I dont know about its HP, but the post-patch Vvyper is possibly the best, non-Fire Prism veichle the Eldar can get their hands on.

And the Eldar weaponry is older, therefore better.

[Skittles!]

Actually, the book says average, so I am correct . (It just seems crap in comparison to those damn Tau; you would think somone who is going to die almost automatically in close combat would be more wiling to flee?)

I dont know about its HP, but the post-patch Vvyper is possibly the best, non-Fire Prism veichle the Eldar can get their hands on.

And the Eldar weaponry is older, therefore better.

The Tau believe in the Greater Good, which is giving them the second best morale in the whole game.
And I guess so, but Tau does have some good technologies. They just need better use of Teleportation, and they need some fucking guns. And some better hand-to-hand combat fighters.

[Neutrino]

But that would just turn Tau into Eldar.

Eldar are everything Tau want to be. Competant, fast, agile, teleporting, having the ability not to die by default as soon as someone runs at you with a knife... those kinds of things.

[Skittles!]

But that would just turn Tau into Eldar.

Eldar are everything Tau want to be. Competant, fast, agile, teleporting, having the ability not to die by default as soon as someone runs at you with a knife... those kinds of things.

Well, okay, I meant Jetpacks, not teleporting.
Fast? Kroot are fast.

Let's talk about Chaos, those lame arses.

[Dancing Mustard]

What game are you two talking about? I don't understand a word you're saying...

[Neutrino]

Possibly the most iritating tactic I have ever come across is that of stealthing the entire CSM army, then shooting the detectors in your army.

Eldar has crap detection. Harlequins are the only worthwhile troops (excepting the Seer Council, because they can only be in one place at once) and they have a habit if being shot to peices.

Then my main army dies.

Whenever I think they are going to try something of that nature, I play IG and Earthshaker the living crap out of their stealth troops.

Its so much fun listening to them yelling at you.