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Newly Identified Species Of Penis Worms

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 07, 2015 3:37 pm

Scientists recently identified a new species of penis worm, a marine invertebrate named after its allegedly penislike shape.

As David Shultz writes at Science, “the penis worms are a group of marine invertebrates named for their penislike shape. All species of the tubular animals, which can reach lengths of 39 cm [15.35 inches], have an extensible mouth called a proboscis that is lined with sharp hooks, teeth, and spines.”

Researchers led by University of Cambridge paleobiologist Martin Smith used electron microscopy to examine and catalogue the teeth of 110 fossilized penis worms. The fossils were originally recovered from the paleontologically prolific Walcott Quarry, but for years have been housed in the collections of the Smithsonian Institution and the Royal Ontario Museum. Smith and his colleagues used their observations to compile a “dentist’s handbook,” a reference guide that they then used to determine that the most common group of penis worm, Ottoia prolifica, should actually be classified as two distinct species: O. prolifica and the newly designated O. tricuspida.




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Re: Newly Identified Species Of Penis Worms

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu May 07, 2015 5:02 pm

Only 15"? Pathetic. They'll never please a vagina-worm with that.

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Re: Newly Identified Species Of Penis Worms

Postby got tonkaed on Thu May 07, 2015 5:44 pm

They didn't have any trouble finding some bug try to watch it do whatever it is doing in said photo...

But yeah I agree, probably not really going to get the job done.
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Re: Newly Identified Species Of Penis Worms

Postby tkr4lf on Fri May 08, 2015 8:52 am

Whoever named that worm must have a deformed penis or something. I'm pretty sure normal penises don't look like that.
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