WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[autoload]

I have no intention of joining you.

Ah, but I have already joined with you yesterday as you lay asleep!

We are forever bonded now!

[Iliad]

As King of the Fairies, I am ready to dispense the oh so almost pleasurable punishment to the violators. Amazingly enough, I will punish violators with a certain method of violating...

Do you really think you're funny?

All you are doing is trolling and the only thing saving you is that the mods are tools who are extremely biased against spamalot.

[Iliad]

Tell us what rules we have broken Iliad so that I may report myself to autoload, King of the Fairies, and receive my punishment!

Posting pornography, a sig that's too big and way too annoying to the eyes, and derailing the thread i.e spamming, i.e trolling.

Thank you my Fairy Brother, and if autoload chooses to punish me for the apparent rules I have broken, then I take it willingly.

But as for CC, I didn't post porn you prude, the sig is within size requirements, and I'm spamming a thread called spamalot. You do the math...

No you are derailing this thread and trolling. Yes there was porn and the sig is in annoying colours.

[Iliad]

I have no intention of joining you.

Ah, but I have already joined with you yesterday as you lay asleep!

We are forever bonded now!

Then what city was I in yesterday?

[autoload]

I do not dare declare myself funny. I have Court Fools such as yourself to keep me entertained. On the other hand, no one dares not to laugh at the King's jokes...

[Iliad]

I do not dare declare myself funny. I have Court Fools such as yourself to keep me entertained. On the other hand, no one dares not to laugh at the King's jokes...

but you are not the king, just a loser.

If you find my posts funny you are a troll and should be banned, but the mods are snobby assholes who hate spamalot and think that rules don't apply to them.

[AK_iceman]

Then what city was I in yesterday?

Fairylot obviously.. Thats where you've lived ever since you were artificially inseminated.

[autoload]

I have no intention of joining you.

Ah, but I have already joined with you yesterday as you lay asleep!

We are forever bonded now!

Then what city was I in yesterday?

Ah, the supernatural abilities need not be limited by the physical. Your presence was greatly appreciated.

[Iliad]

Then what city was I in yesterday?

Fairylot obviously.. Thats where you've lived ever since you were artificially inseminated.

I didn't even look at this thread yesterday.

Are you that sad to call yourself the king?

[static_ice]

I do not dare declare myself funny. I have Court Fools such as yourself to keep me entertained. On the other hand, no one dares not to laugh at the King's jokes...

what jokes? T.T

*crickets chirping*

anyway all you fairy dooshes can GFYs, I'll just wait til tomorrow for you three-some to get bored and for everyone else to come back

[AK_iceman]

I am but a humble servant in the Kingdom of Fairylot... autoload is my king ever since he bought the kingdom at auction.

[autoload]

I do not call myself the King, but as it is I have grown tired of this place. I will be putting it back on the market through the same Realtor that I had purchased it through.

Good luck dealing with your future Ruler, they may not be as benevolent as I was...

[Iliad]

I do not call myself the King, but as it is I have grown tired of this place. I will be putting it back on the market through the same Realtor that I had purchased it through.

Good luck dealing with your future Ruler, they may not be as benevolent as I was...

you never fucking owned this, you troll. Get the f*ck out of here.

[AK_iceman]

I guess we'll have to have another auction tomorrow to find out who the new owner will be.

[Iliad]

I guess we'll have to have another auction tomorrow to find out who the new owner will be.

hecter.

Now GFY.

[Avron]

We understand that their douchebags, if they feel the need to prove the fact that they live in their parents basement then so let it be.(No I don't care if you have a GF and you so amazing lolol look at me I'm so great that just proves the point) let it go, hmm say Autoloads quote, glad I can't see his puke on these forums anymore. Just ignore them thats all I have to say.

[wicked]

NOOOO MY KING!!1 We have to move again? but all the gheyness here, t's perfect for your.... uhh... experiments.

[autoload]

Tis a tough decision, but after Avron's lobotomy he can no longer view my posts!

[Iliad]

Avron and vt marik I aggree wiht your points completely. The mods need to be changed. AK and wicked are not doing a good job.

[Skittles!]

People complain too much.

[autoload]

Skittles!... You seem to be a man of great wisdom. I hereby remove FAIRYLAND from the auction blocks and will keep it another day to further judge public opinion.

Skittles! has restored my faith in the people for the time being.

[Skittles!]

Oh boy, I restored Autoload's faith. Oh joy.

[Skittles!]

And Autoload, why are you a wanabe Hecter?

[wicked]

was it the exclamation point !

[wicked]

the question is, why would hecter wannabe Auto? Auto's the greatest thing since sliced bread, and hecter's well, hmm, well I'm sure he eats bread.