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Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:06 pm

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/israel-allowing-russia-to-fly-over-israeli-skies/2015/11/28/

Oh my, Russia and the Zionist are allowing each other to fly each other's zones of influence. Plus Russia is turning a blind eye as Israeli jets bomb Hezbollah supplies in Lebanon and Syria.

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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby tzor on Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:29 pm

Sales of Soda Stream in Russia will skyrocket! :D
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby mrswdk on Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:37 pm

Soda Stream soda is shit.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:24 pm

Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:17 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].



Way off base Saxi.

Russia can't afford any type of aerial combat with Israel. Israel won't hit Russian aircraft, as long as Russia let's Israel hit Hezbollah supplies coming from Assad.

Funny, Russia handing over their fast declining rubles to Israel to win curry with Russia. Saxi, that's too funny. Anymore fairy tales to tell us, to help us sleep?
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:53 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].



Way off base Saxi.


Cool. So we have two versions of what's occurring.

    - One, from my link, is being fronted by Dr Lincoln Mitchell, a noted Russica expert who reports on the former Soviet states for the Huffington Post and previously for the Moscow Times and the National Interest, whose latest book was published by the Brookings Institute, and who formerly was on the faculty of Columbia University.
    - The second is from an internet rando pretending to be an elderly man from Vermont whose posts consist mostly of animated gifs and who thinks a secret conspiracy of Muslims is out to get him.

Russia can't afford any type of aerial combat with Israel.


So, again, two versions of what's occurring.


So, once again, it's an epic battle of the lucid versus the lunatic. La-dee-da-dee-da.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
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saxitoxin wrote:Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].



Way off base Saxi.


Cool. So we have two versions of what's occurring.

    - One, from my link, is being fronted by Dr Lincoln Mitchell, a noted Russica expert who reports on the former Soviet states for the Huffington Post and previously for the Moscow Times and the National Interest, whose latest book was published by the Brookings Institute, and who formerly was on the faculty of Columbia University.
    - The second is from an internet rando pretending to be an elderly man from Vermont whose posts consist mostly of animated gifs and who thinks a secret conspiracy of Muslims is out to get him.

Russia can't afford any type of aerial combat with Israel.


So, again, two versions of what's occurring.


So, once again, it's an epic battle of the lucid versus the lunatic. La-dee-da-dee-da.


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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby riskllama on Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:26 pm

1 point for saxitoxin.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:51 am

saxitoxin wrote:Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].

Uncle Sam is a weapon-dealing whoremonger that will airlift weapons to anyone who agrees to do a interview with CNN and beg for them. Israel knows it entered the marriage with no promises of monogamy. The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset. Isreal stayed true and fought the good fight almost single-handed, and would have saved Europe from the muggers if American perfidy hadn't intervened. If I was Israel, I'd be hedging my bets too.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:58 am

Dukasaur wrote:Uncle Sam is a weapon-dealing whoremonger that will airlift weapons to anyone who agrees to do a interview with CNN and beg for them. Israel knows it entered the marriage with no promises of monogamy. The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset. Isreal stayed true and fought the good fight almost single-handed, and would have saved Europe from the muggers if American perfidy hadn't intervened. If I was Israel, I'd be hedging my bets too.


LOL

I hereby declare the English Channel to be Egypt's most important strategic asset.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:08 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Uncle Sam is a weapon-dealing whoremonger that will airlift weapons to anyone who agrees to do a interview with CNN and beg for them. Israel knows it entered the marriage with no promises of monogamy. The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset. Isreal stayed true and fought the good fight almost single-handed, and would have saved Europe from the muggers if American perfidy hadn't intervened. If I was Israel, I'd be hedging my bets too.


LOL

I hereby declare the English Channel to be Egypt's most important strategic asset.

They burned down the Library of Alexandria, proving they can't be trusted with a pack of matches. Why do you think they can be trusted with strategic assets?
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:37 am

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Uncle Sam is a weapon-dealing whoremonger that will airlift weapons to anyone who agrees to do a interview with CNN and beg for them. Israel knows it entered the marriage with no promises of monogamy. The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset. Isreal stayed true and fought the good fight almost single-handed, and would have saved Europe from the muggers if American perfidy hadn't intervened. If I was Israel, I'd be hedging my bets too.


LOL

I hereby declare the English Channel to be Egypt's most important strategic asset.

They burned down the Library of Alexandria, proving they can't be trusted with a pack of matches. Why do you think they can be trusted with strategic assets?


"They" did, huh? I feel like I just wandered onto the Nuremberg Parade Ground.

Anyway, Europeans actually destroyed the Library of Alexandria. But don't let facts get in your way.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 01, 2015 1:58 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Uncle Sam is a weapon-dealing whoremonger that will airlift weapons to anyone who agrees to do a interview with CNN and beg for them. Israel knows it entered the marriage with no promises of monogamy. The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset. Isreal stayed true and fought the good fight almost single-handed, and would have saved Europe from the muggers if American perfidy hadn't intervened. If I was Israel, I'd be hedging my bets too.


LOL

I hereby declare the English Channel to be Egypt's most important strategic asset.

They burned down the Library of Alexandria, proving they can't be trusted with a pack of matches. Why do you think they can be trusted with strategic assets?


"They" did, huh? I feel like I just wandered onto the Nuremberg Parade Ground.

Must be flashbacks from your early days as a beat reporter for the Volkischer Beobachter.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby riskllama on Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:32 am

i always liked that word, "beobachter".
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:01 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Meh. Not much of a surprise. Israel has been going out of its way to curry favor with Russia for awhile now so it has a potential backup source for the welfare payments their government runs on in the event the American gravy train were ever to stop running.

It's basically like America and Israel are newleyweds, go to the gym together, and Israel immediately starts hitting on every other stud in the weight room. Most husbands would file for divorce on the spot. But America is a big dumb cuckold and just sits there smiling as Israel shops around for his replacement. Once in awhile America says to Israel, "hey, why are you giving that other guy a handjob in the towel closet!?!?" And Israel responds by screaming "WIFE BEATER!!! [anti-Semite!!!]" until America apologizes for questioning her fidelity and buys her a new diamond tennis bracelet [F-16].



Way off base Saxi.


Cool. So we have two versions of what's occurring.

    - One, from my link, is being fronted by Dr Lincoln Mitchell, a noted Russica expert who reports on the former Soviet states for the Huffington Post and previously for the Moscow Times and the National Interest, whose latest book was published by the Brookings Institute, and who formerly was on the faculty of Columbia University.
    - The second is from an internet rando pretending to be an elderly man from Vermont whose posts consist mostly of animated gifs and who thinks a secret conspiracy of Muslims is out to get him.

Russia can't afford any type of aerial combat with Israel.


So, again, two versions of what's occurring.


So, once again, it's an epic battle of the lucid versus the lunatic. La-dee-da-dee-da.


You are very good at copy/paste articles to "sort of" prove your daydreams.

The facts are, Israel needs the U.S. more than the U.S. needs Israel [unless you believe in the apocalypse and the rapture stuff]

Thinking Israel is going to trust a thug like Putin is absurd. Russia is clearly outnumbered in Syria, with Turkey, Israel and of course NATO flying around in Syria. Putin knows, he has to tread carefully with Israel and it's why he's letting them blow up supplies going to and from Hezbollah, a Assad ally.

Go ahead and search the internet and copy/paste other absurd stuff you find there.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:12 am

Oh lookie here, Putin shaking hands with the war criminal.

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Putin is use to shaking hands with war criminals, heh Saxi?

Putin is now stuck in a quagmire of his own making in Syria.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby GoranZ on Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:22 pm

Dukasaur wrote:The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset.

:lol: Suez was never stolen, it was illegally built int he first place :lol: Egyptians just return their possession.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Thinking Israel is going to trust a thug like Putin is absurd. Russia is clearly outnumbered in Syria, with Turkey, Israel and of course NATO flying around in Syria. Putin knows, he has to tread carefully with Israel and it's why he's letting them blow up supplies going to and from Hezbollah, a Assad ally.

Go ahead and search the internet and copy/paste other absurd stuff you find there.

The Germans were thinking that the Russians are weak, once... Almost all on this planet know how their adventure ended.

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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:37 pm

GoranZ wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:The Americans betrayed their allies in 1957 and allowed the KGB puppet Nasser to steal the Suez from the people who built it, and with it to rob Europe of its most important strategic asset.

:lol: Suez was never stolen, it was illegally built int he first place :lol: Egyptians just return their possession.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Thinking Israel is going to trust a thug like Putin is absurd. Russia is clearly outnumbered in Syria, with Turkey, Israel and of course NATO flying around in Syria. Putin knows, he has to tread carefully with Israel and it's why he's letting them blow up supplies going to and from Hezbollah, a Assad ally.

Go ahead and search the internet and copy/paste other absurd stuff you find there.

The Germans were thinking that the Russians are weak, once... Almost all on this planet know how their adventure ended.

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Unfortunately those Hitler-like dont know :lol:


Good thing Americans were shipping lots of weapons, ammunition, trucks, planes, medicine and food to keep the Soviet army strong and healthy
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby tzor on Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:49 pm

mrswdk wrote:Soda Stream soda is shit.


My original soda stream machine FARTS in your general direction. :twisted:
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby mrswdk on Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:31 pm

tzor wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Soda Stream soda is shit.


My original soda stream machine FARTS in your general direction. :twisted:


Soda stream farts wherever you point it.

GROSS :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:36 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:aksdjf akjfklas fklaf klsajf klasdjfklsaf askflj askfjalkds lafjal fkldsaafjaklfjklasf ajlfk ewffafj alkjf lkafj aiefj aji jaiefj aif jelajfe lifjalif jaliwefj eljfala efrjila jfjealfj lijaf liawjf liaj faeilf jawelfa wfnabrgak;e wfkj l;H FNKGFBNAG AE HFLANMFEKNJDNFWLAKJ j lijkfjsd fkja fjdskfj aksf lsd vnfdfnvajndafv


Who are you talking to? We've already established everyone here disagrees with you. This seems like a rather silly waste of bandwidth for you to just keep howling like a madman.

But, you know, whatever.
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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby GoranZ on Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:39 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Good thing Americans were shipping lots of weapons, ammunition, trucks, planes, medicine and food to keep the Soviet army strong and healthy

Yeah we know about your Communist past also ;)

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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:06 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:aksdjf akjfklas fklaf klsajf klasdjfklsaf askflj askfjalkds lafjal fkldsaafjaklfjklasf ajlfk ewffafj alkjf lkafj aiefj aji jaiefj aif jelajfe lifjalif jaliwefj eljfala efrjila jfjealfj lijaf liawjf liaj faeilf jawelfa wfnabrgak;e wfkj l;H FNKGFBNAG AE HFLANMFEKNJDNFWLAKJ j lijkfjsd fkja fjdskfj aksf lsd vnfdfnvajndafv


Who are you talking to? We've already established everyone here disagrees with you. This seems like a rather silly waste of bandwidth for you to just keep howling like a madman.

But, you know, whatever.


If this is your best come back, better go back to your crayons and try drawing within the lines.

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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby GoranZ on Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:14 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:aksdjf akjfklas fklaf klsajf klasdjfklsaf askflj askfjalkds lafjal fkldsaafjaklfjklasf ajlfk ewffafj alkjf lkafj aiefj aji jaiefj aif jelajfe lifjalif jaliwefj eljfala efrjila jfjealfj lijaf liawjf liaj faeilf jawelfa wfnabrgak;e wfkj l;H FNKGFBNAG AE HFLANMFEKNJDNFWLAKJ j lijkfjsd fkja fjdskfj aksf lsd vnfdfnvajndafv


Who are you talking to? We've already established everyone here disagrees with you. This seems like a rather silly waste of bandwidth for you to just keep howling like a madman.

But, you know, whatever.


If this is your best come back, better go back to your crayons and try drawing within the lines.

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Re: Russia and Israeli love fest

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:16 pm

GoranZ wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Good thing Americans were shipping lots of weapons, ammunition, trucks, planes, medicine and food to keep the Soviet army strong and healthy

Yeah we know about your Communist past also ;)

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