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by **mrswdk** on Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:50 pm

The Times They Are A-Changin'. That one's pretty cool eh

by **rishaed** on Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:23 am

How much Ground Opium Powder do you like in your food?

by **mrswdk** on Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:03 am

None.

by **notyou2** on Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:20 am

Are you a sissy, cross dresser, or trans-gendered?

by **mrswdk** on Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:21 pm

None.

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:50 pm

Do you prefer to eat peanuts or penis?

by **mrswdk** on Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:20 am

That depends! Will eating the penis result in a designer purse for me?

If not then I'll take vinegar peanuts every day.

by **riskllama** on Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:25 pm

wtf does LA mean? lame ass?

by **notyou2** on Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:38 pm

riskllama wrote:wtf does LA mean? lame ass?

Lumpy ass

by **mrswdk** on Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:54 pm

Just a noise ya

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:03 pm

chopsticks...
how many pairs do you own?
wood or metal?
what's the most $$$ you've dropped on some?
are there different styles/forms of use like Kung fu?

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:04 pm

do u like my 'fro?

by **mrswdk** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:38 pm

riskllama wrote:chopsticks...
how many pairs do you own?
wood or metal?
what's the most $$$ you've dropped on some?
are there different styles/forms of use like Kung fu?

Only a few pairs la
A couple of pairs of wooden Japanese ones that were like $5 each, and some cheap as shit plastic ones from a supermarket
I don't really eat much at home and when I do it's by myself, so I don't wanna invest in fancy cutlery

My ex gave me some really flush wooden ones but I accidentally snapped one of them while washing it. Oh well.

Chopsticks are like knife and fork. There is one way to use it that people consider 'proper' and a bunch of other ways that uptight parents will harass their kids about until they switch to the 'proper' way

by **mrswdk** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:39 pm

riskllama wrote:do u like my 'fro?

It's sexy. Is that Congressman Nicholas Brody in his college days?

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:43 pm

no dearie, that's Irwin R. Fletcher. LA's most beloved investigative journalist of the late '80's...

by **mrswdk** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:04 pm

Sounds like the sort of guy who should be detained by the state.

by **tzor** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:34 pm

mrswdk wrote:Chopsticks are like knife and fork.

No.

There are multiple ways to use a knife and fork. As a left handed kid I instinctively used them "European style." It was only when I was much older that my parents looked at me and asked "Who taught you to use a knife and fork like that?"

Honestly, I don't know how my fellow Americans eat "American style" with all the swapping between the hands they do between cutting and eating.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:45 pm

tzor wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Chopsticks are like knife and fork.

No.

There are multiple ways to use a knife and fork. As a left handed kid I instinctively used them "European style." It was only when I was much older that my parents looked at me and asked "Who taught you to use a knife and fork like that?"

Honestly, I don't know how my fellow Americans eat "American style" with all the swapping between the hands they do between cutting and eating.

Yeah, I've heard that Americans do weird things when eating with European utensils. I guess it's kinda like how Europeans do weird thing when eating with Asian utensils.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:22 pm

Yeah, tried the whole chopsticks thing, and failed horribly at it. Ended up just stabbing the food with them.

Jackie Chan or Chow Yun Fat?

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:24 pm

mrs, can you eat a 12 oz. ribeye and a baked potato w/chopsticks?

by **mrswdk** on Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:52 am

Chan, although I'm not a huge fan of either.

That depends whether it's possible to chew pieces off a rib eye with just your teeth. If so then yes I could.