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Postby Serbia on Mon May 16, 2016 6:37 am

Hi, for one of my classes I'm studying this semester, I have to give a 4 minute talk on something I'm passionate about, a hobby or something I like to do.

Judging from the types of people in my class, I don't think a 4 minute talk on CC would interest them...for the most part, they're "boring accountant types" and basically computer illiterate :roll:

So I'm sending out an SOS to all my comrades to help me come up with something funny I can talk about or demonstrate (nothing sexual please :wink: ) for four minutes.
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Phatscotty on Mon May 16, 2016 7:07 am

Serbia wrote:Hi, for one of my classes I'm studying this semester, I have to give a 4 minute talk on something I'm passionate about, a hobby or something I like to do.

Judging from the types of people in my class, I don't think a 4 minute talk on CC would interest them...for the most part, they're "boring accountant types" and basically computer illiterate :roll:

So I'm sending out an SOS to all my comrades to help me come up with something funny I can talk about or demonstrate (nothing sexual please :wink: ) for four minutes.


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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby KoolBak on Mon May 16, 2016 8:48 am

What is the class? What are your interests?
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 16, 2016 9:28 am

The organizational aspects of managing tournaments


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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon May 16, 2016 9:32 am

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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Serbia on Mon May 16, 2016 11:34 am

KoolBak wrote:What is the class? What are your interests?

Interests include hockey...
AndyDufresne wrote:The organizational aspects of managing tournaments


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I do have some experience here!
muy_thaiguy wrote:"Lying, Cheating, and Stealing; A Story of Online RISK by Serbia"

Very appropriate! Might need some tweaking though; this could work.
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 16, 2016 1:51 pm

Serbia wrote:I have to give a 4 minute talk on something I'm passionate about or something I like to do.


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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby IcePack on Mon May 16, 2016 1:55 pm

Hockey, scouting, drafting some other aspect besides just the game in general that people wouldn't know.

Why the red wings are terrible. You know, stuff like that ;)
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon May 16, 2016 2:22 pm

4 minute speech, heh. Talk about the 2 minute penalty for fighting in Hockey!
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby waauw on Mon May 16, 2016 3:40 pm

Do your presentation on sex, everybody will like the topic.
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Dukasaur on Mon May 16, 2016 4:04 pm

"Do Extraterrestrials Live Among Us?"

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... that kind of thing.
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Serbia on Mon May 16, 2016 5:08 pm

waauw wrote:Do your presentation on sex, everybody will like the topic.


Except for the Christians or Muslims.
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Serbia on Mon May 16, 2016 5:09 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:I have to give a 4 minute talk on something I'm passionate about or something I like to do.


Linda Searcy?


YES! Maybe I can make it a show and tell? ;)
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue May 17, 2016 5:09 am

4 Most Overpaid Players In The NHL (from the cap hit perspective).
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Serbia on Tue May 17, 2016 11:11 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:4 Most Overpaid Players In The NHL (from the cap hit perspective).


I could probably talk a solid 30 minutes on that subject. Extra credit!
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue May 17, 2016 3:25 pm

Serbia wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:4 Most Overpaid Players In The NHL (from the cap hit perspective).


I could probably talk a solid 30 minutes on that subject. Extra credit!


Yay! :D

I figured that you could do a minute on each one, but since you are so passionate about it, perhaps you could take all four minutes and focus on the worst contract in your opinion. Something like "What could Team A do with the cap space that they would free by trading away player X"
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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

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Re: NEED HELP!!!!

Postby Serbia on Tue May 17, 2016 6:22 pm

I read about that earlier today. Classic.
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