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You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum.

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:09 am

I'm cool.
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Nearly killed him.

Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:52 am

You missed the "o" near the end there.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:55 am

Rectoum? What are you, British?
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby tzor on Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm

Does my urologist's finger count?
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm

if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby waauw on Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:18 pm

tzor wrote:Does my urologist's finger count?


No, but your wife's strap-on does.
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Re: Nearly killed him.

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:36 pm

2dimes wrote:You missed the "o" near the end there.

Rectuom? Did you fail 5th grade English or something?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis


Miles Davis is dead.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby tzor on Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:11 pm

waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby mandalorian2298 on Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:48 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis


Miles Davis is dead.


He's so cool that he's cold
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 22, 2016 4:59 pm

Skeet skeet, Manda wins this thread!

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:32 pm

tzor wrote:
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(


Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby notyou2 on Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:29 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
tzor wrote:
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(


Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


LOL, good one Duk
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby tzor on Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:03 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?

Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:12 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.

Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.

Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:09 pm

tzor wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?

Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.


A few minor paint touch-ups, and the Martha Stewart doll will do nicely.

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby patches70 on Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:23 pm

Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum

DDS quote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.



Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:01 pm

patches70 wrote:Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum

DDS quote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.



Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...

Spread eagle on my cot, called in one of the acting Nco's, gave him a good look at what I did with that IED I sat on earlier that day.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby notyou2 on Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:19 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.

Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.

Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?


I heard it was Mister Hat.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:39 pm

I heard you're a professional idiot.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:42 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.


Only when I'm being paid.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby Skittles! on Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:02 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:14 pm

Skittles! wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?

Ask diddle.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:56 pm

Skittles! wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?

Read your previous posts.
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Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:29 pm

+1 to Bernie. Lmao
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