WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[static_ice]

because bulls won't bite their balls off!

But wouldn't you rather lose your balls than get stabbed by a bull with his horns Once your stabbed your pretty much screwed living without balls you can still live

but it wouldn't be a good life!

[willis]

without balls you can still live

But where is the fun in that? You couldn't say, "Suck my left nut" anymore

[unriggable]

My uncle did that bull run once

[Vincent M]

because bulls won't bite their balls off!

But wouldn't you rather lose your balls than get stabbed by a bull with his horns Once your stabbed your pretty much screwed living without balls you can still live

but it wouldn't be a good life!

Just throw on a strap on static and you will be fine

just joking

[Vincent M]

My uncle did that bull run once

How many people die from that nonsense?

[Minister Masket]

poop

Poop = Bug.

That was a message for all the dumbasses here in Spamalot, where we take away all of your privilages! That's right, ALL of them!

Have a pleasant day.

PS: Bugged by bugs? Annoyed by insects?
Then you need BUGS-AWAY.

That'll be £500.
Yes in POUNDS, because I'm BRITISH!

[unriggable]

My uncle did that bull run once

How many people die from that nonsense?

More important is the question: Why does that matter when your stone drunk out of your mind?

[willis]

So what happened with the fire vince?

[Vincent M]

The running of the bulls was made famous by Ernest Hemingway's 1927 novel Fiesta: The Sun Also Rises. The practice began in 1591 with the need to move the bulls from the countryside to the arena. Daredevils began running in front of the animals in the 1600s. Since 1924, there have been 13 recorded deaths in the eight-day event. Most recently, a young American was gored to death in 1995.



Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

[Vincent M]

So what happened with the fire vince?

Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

[unriggable]

Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.

[Vincent M]

Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.

*throws shit at unriggable*

[diddle]

So what happened with the fire vince?

Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

wow, somebody knows his prioritites

[Minister Masket]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

[static_ice]

Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.

*throws shit at unriggable*

hey that's willis' job he's the monkey

[static_ice]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

on planet earth?

EDIT: gimme mah cookie, bitch!

[Minister Masket]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

on planet earth?

EDIT: gimme mah cookie, bitch!

NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

[diddle]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

[Vincent M]

So what happened with the fire vince?

Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

wow, somebody knows his prioritites

you must always take the comp it a laptop it needs to come with me

[diddle]

So what happened with the fire vince?

Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

wow, somebody knows his prioritites

you must always take the comp it a laptop it needs to come with me

aaaah, bless

[Minister Masket]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

[diddle]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

no, you know why, cos i don't want your fucking cookie, the only thing i want to do to that cookie is shove it up your ass

EDIT: Please

[unriggable]

Anybody who can guess where I live will get a stupendous prize. Hint: I've said it numerous times.

[Minister Masket]

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

no, you know why, cos i don't want your fucking cookie, the only thing i want to do to that cookie is shove it up your ass

EDIT: Please

I see why you're the village idiot!

[Vincent M]

Anyone here want to play doubles against me ?