Chinese skyscraper climber

by **mrswdk** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:01 am

A Chinese climber known for doing those stunts where people climb up tall buildings unaided and dangle themselves off them has died while doing so:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-42308791

This has prompted a lot of discussion online about whose fault it is that he died. That seems like exactly the kind of question that you bozos will like debating, so here you go.

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by **riskllama** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:41 am

by **karel** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:14 am

fucking idiot

by **mrswdk** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:32 am

A lot of love and care went in to creating the game included within the spoiler so I suggest you all PLAY IT.

by **riskllama** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:41 am

what game? the game was over when that chinaman went "SPLAT". poor bugger...

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:19 pm

If you asked him what way he wanted to die, do you think he'd say falling from a building?

by **KoolBak** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:57 pm

Thanks Obama.

As to your game, those were very well written. The only one I'm fairly sure of is DDS and the effing idiot statement....is that correct?

by **patches70** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:43 pm

wlkd wrote them in order. Duk for the first statement, Mets for the second, DY for the third, DDS for the fourth and Saxi for the last statement.

At least mix up the statements from the list of names, sheesh, lazy lazy lazy mrswdk. I expected better from you.

EDIT< looking back on it, it is possible Mets and Dy are reversed. But the other three are right on. DDS of course would blame on the guy. Duk would absolutely say it just proves how fucked up China is and of course saxi would say the last statement without a doubt.

The only doubts are the 2nd and 3rd statements between only mets and DY. Only one of them would say either of those statements, but I still stand by my original assessment. The statements are in the same order as the list of names.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:01 pm

@KB do you mean the selfish bastard comment? 0/1

@2dimes 1/5

Although for almost all the comments I figured there were 2-3 people on the list who were potentials and you’ve named the potentials instead of the actual.

Or maybe you have it right and I have it wrong.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:20 pm

mrswdk wrote:@KB do you mean the selfish bastard comment? 0/1

@2dimes 1/5

Although for almost all the comments I figured there were 2-3 people on the list who were potentials and you’ve named the potentials instead of the actual.

Or maybe you have it right and I have it wrong.

2dimes never posted in this thread.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:29 pm

I meant patches.

This is why we need mandatory avatars!!

by **notyou2** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:54 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:If you asked him what way he wanted to die, do you think he'd say falling from a building or the ground rising up to meet him?

Fixed it for you because you can never be sure which way it is. Gravity is just a theory DY. Unless of course you subscribe to an alternate theory.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:56 pm

notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:If you asked him what way he wanted to die, do you think he'd say falling from a building or the ground rising up to meet him?

Fixed it for you because you can never be sure which way it is. Gravity is just a theory DY. Unless of course you subscribe to an alternate theory.

by **Dukasaur** on Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:40 pm

It's funny. I just this afternoon got sucked into clicking on some clickbait about fatal selfies.

There were Russian, British, American, Japanese, and Australian examples, but no Chinese.

It's true that Chinese people are oppressed by their corrupt government, but that is entirely irrelevant to this situation. I think it's really a smear to think that I would try to blame something on an irrelevant coincidence. That statement is NOT me.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:00 am

I haven't said who I think the statements match up with. Merely provided a list for people to match up themselves as they see fit.

It appears that, all things considered, Thorthot is to blame for this poor climber's death. His menace is escalating D: