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Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:00 am

1. She eloped with BBS
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:17 am

2. Her husband found out about her relationship with Symmetry and had her killed.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:10 am

3. Player was Linda Searcys multi. Saxi got onto his main account, BigWham, and had her banned.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby KoolBak on Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:56 am

4. She joined Wicked in the secret underground kingdom of the Mole People
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Postby waauw on Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:16 am

5. She quit because CC was simply getting boring.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am

6. She joined the Amish and renounced electricity.
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Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:03 pm

7. nietzsche kidnapped her for ransom
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby mrswdk on Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:10 pm

8. Some combination of getting fired, a messy divorce and/or spiralling into depression.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:56 pm

9. She went on to be a main collaborator for Infowars.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:29 pm

10. Angel investor on the Quip toothbrush; made a billion dollars and retired to King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:14 pm

Can we get some time memorial quotes for her? I foed her a long time ago for being an idiot, but I'd like to reaffirm my decision
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:57 pm

I guess i asked for a Christmas miracle, sheesh.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby riskllama on Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:00 pm

i always found her quite pleasant. you guys are mean.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:03 pm

11. Her favorite author was stranded in an auto accident near her house, so she's been tending to him while he revises his latest manuscript.

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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:02 pm

12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby riskllama on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:06 pm

Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.

duk watches GoT???
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:13 pm

riskllama wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.

duk watches GoT???
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No, I'm reading the books.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby riskllama on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
riskllama wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.

duk watches GoT???
:o


No, I'm reading the books.

yes, that sounds more better.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby patches70 on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm

13. Opioid overdose. Player is now just another statistic.

But don't feel bad about it, eventually each and every one of us becomes just a statistic....
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:11 am

riskllama wrote:i always found her quite pleasant. you guys are mean.


I'm a fan too. I gave her a free subscription to American History magazine at one point.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:30 am

14. She got bored with the game and
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Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:31 am

15. Tired of harrassment by trolls
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 am

16. AND needed to learn Advanced Zen.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby mrswdk on Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:17 am

17. Dementia.
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Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:25 am

18. Busy knitting presents for Christmas.
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