WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[diddle]

things are currently going well in my life, how about everyone elses?

[hecter]

I shall celebrate by brewing up a special liquid solution of DiHydrogen Monoxide! Anyone want a sip?

Pfft! Hells no! I'll still with my Everclear

*chugs bottle of everclear*

*dies*

[Minister Masket]

I shall celebrate by brewing up a special liquid solution of DiHydrogen Monoxide! Anyone want a sip?

Pfft! Hells no! I'll still with my Everclear

*chugs bottle of everclear*

*dies*

Uh oh... *drags body behind portaloo*
Does hecter have a son? The Monarchy must survive!

[Minister Masket]

things are currently going well in my life, how about everyone elses?

Pretty well my end! Have just finished my GCSE's and now it's time for 2.5 months of holidays!

PS: I didn't like the SPAM

[Vincent M]

POOP

[diddle]

POOP

well said

[diddle]

oh and firth, i found out who leaked my first name, it was mr. incrediball

[hecter]

Hey Vincent, I'm DLing the music now

It's probably gonna take forever though

Anyway, I'm off, as I have shit to do. I'll be back later though.

[diddle]

Hey Vincent, I'm DLing the music now

It's probably gonna take forever though

Anyway, I'm off, as I have shit to do. I'll be back later though.

wow, who'd of though that david bowie shits

[Vincent M]

Hey Vincent, I'm DLing the music now

It's probably gonna take forever though

Anyway, I'm off, as I have shit to do. I'll be back later though.

Peace man You will love the new stuff I put on

[diddle]

Hey Vincent, I'm DLing the music now

It's probably gonna take forever though

Anyway, I'm off, as I have shit to do. I'll be back later though.

Peace man You will love the new stuff I put on

whats this all about

[Vincent M]

Hey Vincent, I'm DLing the music now

It's probably gonna take forever though

Anyway, I'm off, as I have shit to do. I'll be back later though.

wow, who'd of though that david bowie shits

you just made my sig Diddle

[Vincent M]

whats this all about

We have been sending music back and forth with this mac program that is sick



Hey did you hear the podcast today (short podcast)

[diddle]

another proud moment or the diddle household.....ie, me

[Minister Masket]

Do I need another Pet Rock?

[Vincent M]

Do I need another Pet Rock?

Take your pick

[diddle]

whats this all about

We have been sending music back and forth with this mac program that is sick



Hey did you hear the podcast today (short podcast)

yeah, i just got it, but i always though that cat stevens was an australian, i think she was in neighbours

[jnd94]

hey everyone!

[Vincent M]

cat stevens was an australian

I always thought it was UK

He changed his name tho to a Muslim name

[Vincent M]

We are two mariners
Our ships' sole survivors
In this belly of a whale

Its ribs are ceiling beams
Its guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill

You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen

But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave

At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the whores and hounds
Oh Ohhhhh

You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet

And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease

As time wore on you proved
A debt-ridden drunken mess
Leaving my mother
A poor consumptive wretch
Oh Ohhhhh

And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears
The only thing you left behind

And then the magistrate
Reclaimed our small estate
And my poor mother lost her mind

Then one day, in spring
My dear sweet mother died
But before she did
I took her hand as she, dying, cried:
Oh Ohhhhh

"Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
*sigh*"

It took me fifteen years
To swallow all my tears
Among the urchins in the street

Until a priory
Took pity and hired me
To keep their vestry nice and neat

But never once in the employ
Of these holy men
Did I ever, once, turn my mind
From the thought of revenge
Oh Ohhhhh

One night I overheard
The prior exchanging words
With a penitent whaler from the sea

The captain of his ship
Who matched you toe to tip
Was known for a wanton cruelty

The following day
I shipped to sea
With a privateer

And in the whistle
Of the wind
I could almost hear...
Oh Ohhhhh

"Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave

"There is one thing I must say to you
As you sail across the sea
Always, your mother will watch over you
As you avenge this wicked deed"

[haunting, sailor-esque musical interlude lead by mandolin, accordion and tuba]

And then that fateful night
We had you in our sight
After twenty months at sea

Your starboard flank abeam
I was getting my muskets clean
When came this rumbling from beneath

The ocean shook
The sky went black
And the captain quailed

And before us grew
The angry jaws
Of a giant whale

[instrumental noise]
oh ohhhhhhhhhh
[screaming]
ohhhhh
[screaming]

Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth

But, oh! What providence!
What divine intelligence!
That you should survive
As well as me

It gives my heart
Great joy
To see your eyes fill with fear

So lean in close
And I will whisper
The last words you'll hear
Ohh Ohhhhh

[diddle]

guess what i just downloaded?!?

[Minister Masket]

*dials the "hospital"*
*White suits arrive with tranquiliser darts, shoots Vincent who drops the alcohol bottle*
*Diddle drowns in his own toilet*

[diddle]

guess what i just downloaded?!?

the transformers theme tune

[size=0]no, don't worry mods, it wasn't porn....yet[/size]

[diddle]

guess what i just downloaded?!?

the transformers theme tune

[size=0]no, don't worry mods, it wasn't porn....yet[/size]

i've just realised thats not as cool as i thought it was

[firth4eva]

guess what i just downloaded?!?

the transformers theme tune

[size=0]no, don't worry mods, it wasn't porn....yet[/size]

i've just realised thats not as cool as i thought it was

talking to yourself