Conspiracy Theories

[Bernie Sanders]

The truth is out there!

Not here but over there.

[HitRed]

Xfiles was the worst show ever. FACT

[Bernie Sanders]

Xfiles was the worst show ever. FACT

Worst show ever? I'm sure we can prove that wrong, which is a FACT. Just start a new thread on worst shows ever.

[HitRed]

Ok, you took the bait. The main characters hear rumors of a group of (vampires, wolfmen or sachqaches) living by a town. They go, find the creatures then get in the car an leave as if everything is fine. WTF?

No call to the local elementary school, police or neighborhood watch. Let the vampires kill everyone.

[Bernie Sanders]

Ok, you took the bait. The main characters hear rumors of a group of (vampires, wolfmen or sachqaches) living by a town. They go, find the creatures then get in the car an leave as if everything is fine. WTF?

No call to the local elementary school, police or neighborhood watch. Let the vampires kill everyone.

Lets just say that Vampires are real, but the general public does not believe in Vampires.

Now you call the police about some Vampire infestation at said address or area.....guess what happens to you next?

[2dimes]

Cops get bit in the neck?

[HitRed]

Yup, ever seen a cop use a taser on a vampire and live to tell?

[NomadPatriot]

Lets just say that Vampires are real, but the general public does not believe in Vampires.Now you call the police about some Vampire infestation at said address or area.....guess what happens to you next?

first thing you do is call Malawi's President Arthur Peter Mutharika & the UNDSS... they ae fluent with dealing with the modern Vampire infestations

Vampire Scare Triggers Mob Violence, Prompts U.N. to Pull Staff
"These districts have severely been affected by the ongoing stories of blood sucking and possible existence of vampires," the U.N. Department on Safety and Security (UNDSS) said in a security report

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/vampire-scare-triggers-mob-violence-prompts-u-n-pull-staff-n809386

[tzor]

Ok, you took the bait. The main characters hear rumors of a group of (vampires, wolfmen or sachqaches) living by a town. They go, find the creatures then get in the car an leave as if everything is fine. WTF?

Wait, were you describing the X Files or Kolchak: The Night Stalker

show

[Jdsizzleslice]

The proper way to make a PB&J is a 4 to 1 peanut butter to jelly ratio.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is a psychopath, and you need to be cautious of them.

[NomadPatriot]

The proper way to make a PB&J is a 4 to 1 peanut butter to jelly ratio.Anyone who tells you otherwise is a psychopath, and you need to be cautious of them.

the proper way is to use Peanut Butter & Preserves.. jelly is for Trailer Trash..

[riskllama]

don't you live in a quonset hut?

[NomadPatriot]

don't you live in a quonset hut?

no I just have a single family detached home I own free & clear.. but if I could .. I would love to build me a nice Quonset...
is it supposed to be some low grade home …?
maybe Canadians do not know how to build Quonsets intelligently or nice

[Bernie Sanders]

don't you live in a quonset hut?

no I just have a single family detached home I own free & clear.. but if I could .. I would love to build me a nice Quonset...
is it supposed to be some low grade home …?
maybe Canadians do not know how to build Quonsets intelligently or nice

All those windows would make it very expensive to heat in Canada. At least Llamaboy does not have to worry about the costs since he still lives with his elderly mother. It's really nice to see a mother and her boy sharing the same ashtray while eating oatmeal for breakfast.

[Bernie Sanders]

I also would like to deny the latest conspiracies here...Llamaboy is not my son.

[NomadPatriot]

It's really nice to see a mother and her boy sharing the same ashtray while eating oatmeal for breakfast.

I didn't know Canadians used ashtrays to eat oatmeal.. the ashes must be Canadian Pepper...