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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:36 pm

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:I'm hungry. Any suggestions on what to eat for lunch?

What you got? I had a pie.

Pie eh? How about some calf fries, I'm sure you'll enjoy some of those.

Oh yeah, delishious. I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. Please, notify me if this is another American fattening food.

They are another All-American food, also known as Rocky Mountain Oysters, but I prefer the name of calf fries.

Oysters, eh? Nice. Are they actual oysters?

Ummm....no.

Well, that's crap. What's the point of calling it an oyster, if it's not an actual oyster?

That's why I call them calf fries. You see there comes a time in a young bull's life where the rancher needs to decide whether or not to use him for breeding. If not then off come his testicles. Give them a good soaking a deep fryer and you've got yourself a nice little snack. ENJOY!


I think I'll just have my soup

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Postby Skittles! on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:38 pm

Skittles! wrote:OH YUM! I wish I could just have some fattening bulls testicles.

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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:42 pm

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[size=0]I really thought this was sig material.[/size]

:lol: [size=0]Okay, I'll put it in mine[/size]
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:43 pm

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[size=0]I really thought this was sig material.[/size]

:lol: [size=0]Okay, I'll put it in mine[/size]

Woo. Promise?
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:44 pm

Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:44 pm

Anarchy Ninja wrote:Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down

Yes, but that's Human cruelty, and no one can have that, because, after all, we are better than other animals. :roll:

Oh how stupid we all are.
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:45 pm

Anarchy Ninja wrote:Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down

Well it's good you ain't cattle. :wink:

But you might watch out for wicked still.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:00 am

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down

Well it's good you ain't cattle. :wink:

But you might watch out for wicked still.


Wicked wouldn't cut my testicles off and eat them... Would she? :shock:

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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:02 am

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down

Well it's good you ain't cattle. :wink:

But you might watch out for wicked still.


Wicked wouldn't cut my testicles off and eat them... Would she? :shock:

:lol:

You're right. She'd probably force you to eat 'em.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:05 am

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:Thats pretty cruel, if I had my testicles cut off I wouldnt want someone to then fry them up and chow down

Well it's good you ain't cattle. :wink:

But you might watch out for wicked still.


Wicked wouldn't cut my testicles off and eat them... Would she? :shock:

:lol:

You're right. She'd probably force you to eat 'em.


I don't recall that happening to anyone lately so I figure I'm pretty safe :lol:
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Postby lduke1990 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:49 am

yeah Wicked hasn't gelded anyone since Hecter...
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Postby Lord_Paul on Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:17 am

This thread is misnamed. Spamalot's thread is much longer.
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Postby diddle on Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:20 am

lduke1990 wrote:yeah Wicked hasn't gelded anyone since Hecter...


but hecter enjoyed it :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:38 am

Lord_Paul wrote:This thread is misnamed. Spamalot's thread is much longer.

The uhh, person that started this is goneee, so no way of changing it, and I doubt the mods will.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:51 am

And it was once longer then Spamalot it's just that Spamalot grows like 40 pages every day and the Longest thread, thread only grows like 4 if its lucky
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:53 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:And it was once longer then Spamalot it's just that Spamalot grows like 40 pages every day and the Longest thread, thread only grows like 4 if its lucky

If it's lucky. Such great words.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:54 am

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:And it was once longer then Spamalot it's just that Spamalot grows like 40 pages every day and the Longest thread, thread only grows like 4 if its lucky

If it's lucky. Such great words.


Its true though, people don't post here much especially compared to spamalot
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:57 am

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Anarchy Ninja wrote:And it was once longer then Spamalot it's just that Spamalot grows like 40 pages every day and the Longest thread, thread only grows like 4 if its lucky

If it's lucky. Such great words.


Its true though, people don't post here much especially compared to spamalot

Yeha, I know. It's kinda lame. They both have basically the same purpose, and this doesn't have a crappy, crappy monarchy, and this is better, pretty much.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:01 am

I agree with you, in the space of 8 hours this thread didn't go to a new page and spamalot went onto like 10, if everyone moved over here instead there would be an increased performance of this thread, but spamalot does often contain more insanity then this one and mite detract from the overall thread quality. :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:03 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:I agree with you, in the space of 8 hours this thread didn't go to a new page and spamalot went onto like 10, if everyone moved over here instead there would be an increased performance of this thread, but spamalot does often contain more insanity then this one and mite detract from the overall thread quality. :lol:

Indeed.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:05 am

And spamalot is really buggy, which is annoying.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:06 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:And spamalot is really buggy, which is annoying.

Damn mods..
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:22 am

Burn baby burn, disco inferno.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:24 am

Skittles! wrote:Burn baby burn, disco inferno.


Isn't that on a tiling add or something?
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:24 am

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Isn't that on a tiling add or something?

Uh, I dono, I don't watch TV.
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