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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:40 pm

*my girlfriend is here with me so therefore it was strikewolf that he throws in the forest*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:41 pm

*the real strike wolf sneaks up behind UCA and breaks his neck.*
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Postby carl on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:41 pm

Ohhhh...that's one point for Strike Wolf there.
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:42 pm

*the 'girlfriend' turns out to be a bomb which explodes blasting away the remains of UCA while strike wolf gets away with the world's hottest woman in a ferrari.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:43 pm

* too bad i was siiting on the couch with a wall behind me*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:44 pm

*shoots UCA through with a sniper from across the street.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:44 pm

* but there was a trapdoor so when strikewolf ran out UCA climbed into the basement with guarded him from the explosian*
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Postby carl on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:45 pm

*You guys are kind of strange sometimes*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:45 pm

*except the room was filled with people who had died from a new form of the ebola virus which kills in a split second and UCA dies.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:47 pm

* but UCA was wearing a gasmask and climbed back up the trapdoor and went to eat at chilli's*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:49 pm

*where he was promptly shot in a drive by with a machine gun each time through his torso.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:51 pm

* but what they didnt know was that UCA was wearing 2 bullot proof vests and he simply walked inside and had a nice pasta*
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 pm

I didnt read crap of what you guys were saying but were you having cybersex? I mean with all of those actions its the only thing you could be doing? :wink:
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 pm

*Except he was promptly killed by a gorilla that he insulted by calling it a bear.*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:53 pm

*kills reverend for even thinking that I might do something like that.*
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:53 pm

strike wolf wrote:*kills reverend for even thinking that I might do something like that.*


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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:54 pm

* but what the gorilla didnt know was that he only faked the death and got up and ate pasta* THE END....We just wrote a comicbook
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:54 pm

fine I condemn you to hell. There that's even worse.
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:55 pm

*Forgets about UCA and realizes there are bigger fish to fry.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:56 pm

* while he was forgeting UCA shot him in the head*
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:58 pm

*Except it was actually a very reflective mirror and now UCA has 7 years of bad luck.*
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:59 pm

ok well i got to go to work so i will continue this comic book when i get back..
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:01 pm

OK I'll kill ya later. *brings back the sword that he was about to swing at UCA and walks away.*

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Postby gloryordeath on Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:45 pm

i like the trees and mountins....
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:47 pm

Oh Colorado, yeah, sorry about that started out simple enough and just got out of hand.
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