Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[High Guard]

I grant your wish, but when I died I became a zombie and my breakfast was you.

I wish a meteor to strike the white house and another to strike congress.

[Iliad]

Wish granted but it did that in an alternate universe

I wish I could do everything!

[High Guard]

Still satisfying.

I grant your wish, but you got hit by a car and killed before you could do anything.

I wish for a new car, Tesla please.

[Iliad]

It comes to you. Unfortunately it runs over you. You die.

I wish I couldn't die

[High Guard]

I grant your wish, you can't die, go try it out, I recommend running on the highway.

I wish to be an Australian.

[Fircoal]

granted but you die right when you are one.

I wish for nothing. Nothing at all. Zip Zulch, Nada.

[Iliad]

You receive nothing. You get depressed and kill yourself


I wish I knew everything. Don't forget I can't die

[High Guard]

I grant you wish, you are in vacuum with nothing around you.

I just wish.

[Iliad]

You just die

I wish that I was on earth. Don't forget I can't die and know everything

[Fircoal]

your wish is granted. But Earth explodes once you get on it.

I wish for everyone to be dead, but me. (I could just do this with my Pikachu army but that would be like normal. )

[Iliad]

Wish granted except you die before you could wish it

[Fircoal]

I wish I could fly.

[Skittles!]

Granted, but you run into a plane engine and get shredded to bits, and die.

I wish I didn't have such a hard decision to make for tomorrow :/

[Honibaz]

Granted, but you run into a plane engine and get shredded to bits, and die.

I wish I didn't have such a hard decision to make for tomorrow :/

Granted, but you somehow fall into a time machine. The time machine runs on batteries and you notice there are nothing in the time machine, so you get trapped in time.

I wish magic was real.

[Skittles!]

Granted, but it becomes the new 'money' and people get greedy for it.

I wish I would stop burping

[Daring Overlord5]

granted, you now cant stop farting

I wish for super strength

[boomlil]

grantd but everyone has superstrength and everythings super heavy so your not special

i wish i had heat beem eyes

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but you melt your entire head.

I wish I had an army of Spartans who were immortal and would obey only me.

[lalaland]

granted, but then you say "destroy everything" but forget to tell them not to hurt you, so you die.

I wish this thread would be locked and we knew who the locksmith was.

[Hitman079]

granted, but the locking reduces membership/site traffic so dramatically, the site goes bankrupt, and we never see a good risk site as this again. the locksmith is wicked.
i wish it was my bday already

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but no one comes to wish you a happy birthday. Later on, you kill yourself because you are so depressed.

I wish I Speedy Gonzales hadn't been canceled.

[Hitman079]

granted, but in order for it to be politically correct his name is changed to speedy smith, and he becomes a white mouse that drives a miata.
i wish global warming would stop happening

[misterman10]

granted, but then the earth freezes

I wish that school did not start tomorrow, AAAAAH

[Daring Overlord5]

Granted, it started yesterday( you just didn't realise it)

i wish that i had more food

[misterman10]

granted, you now have 2 grains of rice

i wish i was a midget