Feckanity, join us and don't believe in Feckan! We have 12!

[High Guard]

*clears throat* KING of the game!

What was that?

[Iliad]

*clears throat* KING of the game!

What was that?

And can it be less war related? And you know feckan doesn't exist(now)?

[High Guard]

*clears throat* KING of the game!

What was that?

And can it be less war related? And you know feckan doesn't exist(now)?

I have borrowed the speech from another pope, only making a few modifications of my own.
You don't expect me to write a full speech? I'm the Pope I got people to do the work for me.

[mandalorian2298]

Can I start selling non-existant robes? They would look very nice on your female followers.

[High Guard]

Can I start selling non-existant robes? They would look very nice on your female followers.

Yes I approve, but I get 80% of the profit.

[Iliad]

high guard can you please write me a speech for a religious war, a crusade against the pikachus?

[High Guard]

high guard can you please write me a speech for a religious war, a crusade against the pikachus?

I'll see what I can do, since I got an hour to kill while American Pie: Band camp is loading.

[Iliad]

high guard can you please write me a speech for a religious war, a crusade against the pikachus?

I'll see what I can do, since I got an hour to kill while American Pie: Band camp is loading.

doesn't have to be too long. And by the way you are know war chief. You control our army.

[High Guard]

Dear followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, this air and this earth were given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is Iliad, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow Iliad on his divine mission!

What do you think?

[Iliad]

Dear followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, this air and this earth were given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is Iliad, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow Iliad on his divine mission!

What do you think?

Pretty good. First of all 538 will be the crusader and he will lead the army to the pikachus.

Second of all some made up quotes would be good.
But otherwise pretty good. Don't forget that Feckan doesn't exist but he will become existant during the Feckapocalypse

[High Guard]

high guard can you please write me a speech for a religious war, a crusade against the pikachus?

I'll see what I can do, since I got an hour to kill while American Pie: Band camp is loading.

doesn't have to be too long. And by the way you are know war chief. You control our army.

I leave that honor to you. I had a vision (too much rum that night) in which I was the Pope, so I have to follow that divine will of Feckan.

[High Guard]

Revised version:

Dear followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, for as it says in the gospel "Don't share the air you breath" [Feckanese: 10-7-8], this air and this earth were given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is 538, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow 538 on his divine mission!

[Iliad]

high guard can you please write me a speech for a religious war, a crusade against the pikachus?

I'll see what I can do, since I got an hour to kill while American Pie: Band camp is loading.

doesn't have to be too long. And by the way you are know war chief. You control our army.

I leave that honor to you. I had a vision (too much rum that night) in which I was the Pope, so I have to follow that divine will of Feckan.

Ok fine. I won't be the war chief but I will think about it.

Maybe unriggable. Or 538.

[High Guard]

I'm off for now, the movie has loaded.

[Balsiefen]

Dear non-followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has not come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, for as it says in the gospel "Don't share the air you breath" [Feckanese: 10-7-8], this air and this earth were not given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is 538, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow 538 on his divine mission!

Revised a few Heretical mistakes.

[Iliad]

Dear non-followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has not come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, for as it says in the gospel "Don't share the air you breath" [Feckanese: 10-7-8], this air and this earth were not given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is 538, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow 538 on his divine mission!

Revised a few Heretical mistakes.

Not heretical per se. Remember that Feckan will become existant in the Feckapocalypse and kill all non-feckanists. Because he also has time traveling powers he sent me and Neutrino and all feckanists visions. The fact that this thread is the proof of Feckanity

[High Guard]

Revised version:

Dear followers of Feckan I have gather you here today to proclaim the grave news. Feckan has come to me in a vision last night and gave me a divine knowledge to share with you, our way of life is in danger and we must protect it. Pikachus are the danger that I saw in my vision, with their yellow skins and annoying voices they pose a great threat to us. In my vision I saw armies of many pikachus flooding our lands and breathing our air. WE MUST prevent this from happening, for as it says in the gospel "Don't share the air you breath" [Feckanese: 10-7-8], this air and this earth were given to us by the great Feckan, don't praise his name. Feackan has told me that only one man can change the future, that man is 538, he shall lead our armies into the pikachus homeland, hunting down and killing every singe one of our enemies. So gather your weapons, say goodbye to your families and follow 538 on his divine mission!

I like this version better, it's more straight forward.

[Iliad]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

[High Guard]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

[Iliad]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

Xtratabasco. He was banned before you joined. Biggest troll and most hated user of CC

[High Guard]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

Xtratabasco. He was banned before you joined. Biggest troll and most hated user of CC

*gets out his Desert eagle....
I'm ready, let him come!

[Iliad]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

Xtratabasco. He was banned before you joined. Biggest troll and most hated user of CC

*gets out his Desert eagle....
I'm ready, let him come!

have a read around some of his older threads. Such as "Astronauts gone Wild" and others.

[High Guard]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

Xtratabasco. He was banned before you joined. Biggest troll and most hated user of CC

*gets out his Desert eagle....
I'm ready, let him come!

have a read around some of his older threads. Such as "Astronauts gone Wild" and others.

Just did, seems he likes to be an asshole, nothing too bad through.

[Neutrino]

Do not worry, fellow Feckanists, Feckan will refrain from smiting this crime against humanity.

All will be well.
Fear all of Feckan's technically nonexistant might!

[Iliad]

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Who the f*ck is XTRA?

Xtratabasco. He was banned before you joined. Biggest troll and most hated user of CC

*gets out his Desert eagle....
I'm ready, let him come!

have a read around some of his older threads. Such as "Astronauts gone Wild" and others.

Just did, seems he likes to be an asshole, nothing too bad through.

he started about 10 topics a day flaming Mexicans