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Greecepwns for pleasent chap?

 
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Postby unriggable on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:50 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:[imghttp://www.freewebs.com/craaaaazi/fat%20woman.jpg[/img]

Have a good one
Twill

can you imagine being that fat? dont know what i'd do if that happened to me


I wonder if she is physically able to touch herself in the happy spot.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:48 am

depends what she uses. a big black mamba.
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Postby firth4eva on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:49 am

DAZMCFC wrote:depends what she uses. a big black mamba.


she could use anything and it wouldn't reach
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:11 am

Everything would run away scared.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:13 am

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Nickbaldwin wrote:Looking at that makes me wanna go for a jog.

dont think you can if you are that fat.
i'd probably release a porn video on the internet
I have a friend who released a porn video.

Odd story actually, he had a girlfriend who had a face very similar to his, people sometimes mistook her for his sister. Anyway, the pair of them were fairly destitute at uni until found out how much incest-porn sold for on the internet (a lot in case you were wondering). They figured that they could cash in on this 'trend' if they put their modesty aside, and told a couple of white-lies. They went out, bought a video camera, then filmed themselves making the beast with two backs and marketed it as incestuous-intercourse online, and before they knew it they'd both made a couple of thousand pounds each.

Strange world eh? I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.


christ...
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Postby firth4eva on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:16 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Looking at that makes me wanna go for a jog.

dont think you can if you are that fat.
i'd probably release a porn video on the internet
I have a friend who released a porn video.

Odd story actually, he had a girlfriend who had a face very similar to his, people sometimes mistook her for his sister. Anyway, the pair of them were fairly destitute at uni until found out how much incest-porn sold for on the internet (a lot in case you were wondering). They figured that they could cash in on this 'trend' if they put their modesty aside, and told a couple of white-lies. They went out, bought a video camera, then filmed themselves making the beast with two backs and marketed it as incestuous-intercourse online, and before they knew it they'd both made a couple of thousand pounds each.

Strange world eh? I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.


i might make one
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Postby Norse on Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:20 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote: then filmed themselves making .......( blah blah) incestuous-intercourse online ......( 9 month's later)........ I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.


I really should start reading these posts more thoroughly
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Postby firth4eva on Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:21 pm

Norse wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote: then filmed themselves making .......( blah blah) incestuous-intercourse online ......( 9 month's later)........ I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.


I really should start reading these posts more thoroughly


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:38 pm

Norse wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote: then filmed themselves making .......( blah blah) incestuous-intercourse online ......( 9 month's later)........ I'm sometimes suprised I turned out so normal.


I really should start reading these posts more thoroughly
How else do you think I learned to use the internet?

"Mummy" I asked "Where do babies come from"... and she told me to google her name.

Luckily I found refuge in CC soon after...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby Avron on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:00 am

I need two more in my mafia game.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:17 am

goto callouts. :roll:
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Postby diddle on Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:12 am

this is a rather prolific thread these days isn't it
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:03 am

diddle wrote:this is a rather prolific thread these days isn't it


yes
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:33 am

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:this is a rather prolific thread these days isn't it


yes


Indeed
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:34 am

Avron wrote:I need two more in my mafia game.


Wrong thread.
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:36 am

Chaps. I feel we need to do something to boost our ego and status among fellow CCers.

Any ideas?
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:48 am

You could try a little intelligent posting for a change , just a thorough :twisted:
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:49 am

satanspaladin wrote:You could try a little intelligent posting for a change , just a thorough :twisted:


Just a WHAT?!?!?

And YOU talk about intelligent posts... :roll:
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:52 am

yes dear it made you bite the word is thought
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:53 am

satanspaladin wrote:yes dear it made you bite the word is thought


Nice way to try and recover... :roll:
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:59 am

what a girl to do can't let a man think he's gotten the upper hand :lol:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:29 pm

firth4eva wrote:Chaps. I feel we need to do something to boost our ego and status among fellow CCers.

Any ideas?

Plan:
1. Get private sub-forum
2. Designate weekly targets for flaming
3. Verbally demolish said target
4. Be feared by all


Ok ok, any other ideas? We could always try playing that Risk game they have here or something? Is there a suitable tournament available?
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:33 pm

I'm failing at that risk thing. I've lost 500 points in the last week and a half.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:37 pm

We'd only have to play Risk if we were on a Risk website, sillybum.
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Postby firth4eva on Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:38 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:We'd only have to play Risk if we were on a Risk website, sillybum.


Lucky escape then.
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