Not on my watch!

[Avenger]

Jay and moomaster, why do you have the woman off 1940's brittish war properganda on presedencial properganda?



Anyway, America should stop worrying about having a presedent, split up into hundreds of tiny kingdoms and revert to the feudal era.

Not for any particular reason, just it would be fun to watch

[heavycola]

hes the only one that can beat Hillary

The latest polls have me defeating Senator Clinton

*luns101 - 76%
Hillary - 24%

*Source: myself

Ron Paul, offers both a message and a manner that appeal strongly to traditional conservatives.

I appeal to traditional & non-traditional conservatives. I also appeal to people who might dabble in conservatism.

He is strongly Christian, pro-life, pro-gun ownership, pro-freedom and civil liberties, while being tough on illegal immigrants and champion of a strong national defense and secured borders. He also opposes big government and public spending, generally favoring states' rights rather than federal control.

I am a stronger Christian than Ron Paul. I can bench 235 pounds for 4 sets of 10 reps. I want people to have everlasting life...which is the strongest form of pro-life. I don't just believe in gun ownership, but also forcing people to own them. Ron Paul believes in freedom and civil liberties...I was first. I am not only tough on illegal immigrants, but also legal ones. Ron Paul is a champion of a strong national defense and secure borders...I am a 5-time defending champion of those issues. Ron Paul opposes big government...I oppose big, tall, skinny, small, and short government. I favor villages' rights over states' rights.

psst. Libs are for open borders, Ronny wants them damn #@^%*&^ sent home....pronto!!

I want them sent home MUY pronto!

Why don't we have a hall of fame?

Luns, if i wasn't a potential illegal immigrant, you'd have my vote. That secret superhighway is dastardly. All the construction workers are in on the scam, and every time anyone wanders too close they point back over their shoulders and go, 'look! the missing 757!' and then while the person's head is turned they throw a big desert-coloured sheet over the whole thing. Is there no end to the madness?

[MeDeFe]

4. Ron Paul accepts donations from White Supremacists. OK, he wins this one...I won't go farther than that.

Accept donations from black supremacists!



oh and

I nominate luns for GOP candidate.

thirded or fourthed or something!

[Stopper]

luns' manifesto is so brilliant, that I was going to make a $1,000 donation by Paypal to help kickstart his campaign. Unfortunately, I found out that it's illegal for foreigners to make donations to political campaigns in the US, so I bought some Clint Eastwood memorabilia with the money instead.

[Serbia]

The latest polls have me defeating Senator Clinton

*luns101 - 76%
Hillary - 24%

*Source: myself

That's excellent!

VOTE: luns101

[Dancing Mustard]

I support you Luns, in fact people near where I live have turned out to hold a victory parade for you. Check them out:

[Guiscard]

[MeDeFe]

I never thought I'd be using a sig...

[heavycola]

[luns101]

ROFL, I never thought I would see the day!! OK, I've got to go kiss some babies for photo ops now.

[muy_thaiguy]

I want them sent home MUY pronto!

Abwaaa!?

[Norse]

I can't see why yanks would have a problem with open borders with Canada...I always had thought that they were open anyway, similiar to that of england/wales england/scotland. I mean, it is not as though there would be mass migrations, one taking advantage of anothers generous benefit and health system, like say for instance Britain/EU.

I can see why Mexico wouldnt be open borders, in the same way as I detest the fact that effectively Britain has open borders with romania, bulgaria, poland, Latvia among other backward nations.

Also! I would be as dead set against the americo as I am against the Euro...I have numerous reasons for this. The dynamacies and intricacies of such an economic overhaul would be dramatic...I will not divulge how, just yet, as I expect the grand majority of you numpties were unable to understand half of the words in the post so far, so my good natured attempts at educating you would be as futile as trying to pin a particularly watered stool to the ceiling.

[Guiscard]

I can't see why yanks would have a problem with open borders with Canada...I always had thought that they were open anyway, similiar to that of england/wales england/scotland. I mean, it is not as though there would be mass migrations, one taking advantage of anothers generous benefit and health system, like say for instance Britain/EU.

I can see why Mexico wouldnt be open borders, in the same way as I detest the fact that effectively Britain has open borders with romania, bulgaria, poland, Latvia among other backward nations.

Also! I would be as dead set against the americo as I am against the Euro...I have numerous reasons for this. The dynamacies and intricacies of such an economic overhaul would be dramatic...I will not divulge how, just yet, as I expect the grand majority of you numpties were unable to understand half of the words in the post so far, so my good natured attempts at educating you would be as futile as trying to pin a particularly watered stool to the ceiling.

Don't try and sidetrack the campaign, Norse.

[Norse]

Hehe, I have to admit I lol'd at that sig....good work.

[DaGip]

Your fruitless attempts at bashing the greatest candidate of all time fails with me, sir. I will be voting Ron Paul...twice if need be!

[muy_thaiguy]

Your fruitless attempts at bashing the greatest candidate of all time fails with me, sir. I will be voting Ron Paul...twice if need be!

BAH! I say to you! luns101 is 3.141 more man then Paul will ever be!

[xtratabasco]

ROFL, I never thought I would see the day!! OK, I've got to go kiss some babies for photo ops now.

Just remember to behave and keep your tongue in your mouth, thell be cameras around.

[Guiscard]

Your fruitless attempts at bashing the greatest candidate of all time fails with me, sir. I will be voting Ron Paul...twice if need be!

Then your vote will be wasted.

I'm thinking of planning a funding drive for next monday... we can top Ron's four mil easy!

[Norse]

So, have you decided whether or not you'll be accepting donations from white-supremacists yet?

[red bull]

my votes for luns

[luns101]

Since Ron Paul had a head start in this current campaign, I will be forced to declare a running mate soon. I have a few people in mind so I can appeal to all of Conquer Club. Be prepared for open auditions coming soon just in case.

[Iz Man]

Your fruitless attempts at bashing the greatest candidate of all time fails with me, sir. I will be voting Ron Paul...twice if need be!

BAH! I say to you! luns101 is 3.141 more man then Paul will ever be!

3.14159265358979323846..........

[reverend_kyle]

send me the psd file please. I've got some ideas.

[beezer]

Since Ron Paul had a head start in this current campaign, I will be forced to declare a running mate soon. I have a few people in mind so I can appeal to all of Conquer Club. Be prepared for open auditions coming soon just in case.

Have you gone insane, luns!! This is the funniest stunt yet that I've seen on Conquer Club, but it is sorely needed nonetheless. Perhaps you can have Simon from American Idol as one of the judges for your new running mate.

[Guiscard]

Since Ron Paul had a head start in this current campaign, I will be forced to declare a running mate soon. I have a few people in mind so I can appeal to all of Conquer Club. Be prepared for open auditions coming soon just in case.

Have you gone insane, luns!! This is the funniest stunt yet that I've seen on Conquer Club, but it is sorely needed nonetheless. Perhaps you can have Simon from American Idol as one of the judges for your new running mate.

Right on it...