Internet memes mafia Lawl you all died (Results and stuff)

[Skoffin]

I'd like to get the day going, but some knobs haven't even sent in their actions

[LSU Tiger Josh]

ANNOUNCEMENT: It is in your best interest to read the rules, I will not repeat them so if you do not then the consequences are on you

NOTE: All times go by Australian eastern standard time.

1. Whatever the mod says goes. Arguening may result in penalties.

2. All votes and unvotes must be in bold. Voting the mod is a bad idea, don't do it.

2. You may vote 'no lynch' to end the day without a lynch, but it's boring and makes me unhappy. I suggest not doing it.

4. This game is meant to be confusing and absurb, if you play assuming the game is balanced you may end up screwing yourself over.

5. There is to be no discussing the game outside this thread unless your role states otherwise. Doing so will have consequences.

6. There is to be no editing of posts, and no posting words so small that they must be quoted to be read. Doing so may result in penalties.

7. A lynch needs a majority of the town's vote, once a lynch has been reached no unvotes will be counted.

8. You are not allowed to quote any PM's given by the mod, loose paraphrasing is acceptable. Penalties will ensue.

9. Once you die, you're dead. You stay that way. Dead people can't reveal information, now can they?

10. Appeasing the mod may help you through the game.

11. Spam is fine, changing votes often is fine. Do so much that is aggrivates the mod may not be good for your health. Keep that in mind.

12. Be active. Everyone is required to post each game day lest they suffer consequences such as modkill or replacement. If you will be gone at any stage it would be best to let me know.

13. 'Think like a Skoffin'. It may just help.

14. Days will last roughly 72 hours, if not enough votes are reached then a no lynch will be forced. I do not extend deadlines because players are late in making a discision.

15. Night will last 48 hours, if you do not send an action within the time-limit you will miss your action that night.

16. I hate you all, remember that.

17. If you have any questions PM me.


Once upon a time in the Cyberverse, there was a small town known as Interwebz. All the memes were happy and frolicing together... well, that's not quite true. There were some non-happy like memes. They were once the bestest of memes, THE BESTEST! However other memes are now becoming more recognised, even new memes are coming in and taking all the attention. These unhappy memes did not like this, they thought they were the best of all memes and they should have all the glory. So to rectify this they decided to band together and eliminate all the other memes, and so that is what they did.
One morning the sleepy town of Interwebz woke up to a terrible scream, upon searching where the sound came from they found a fellow meme brutally mutilated.
Meme A: Wtf?
Meme B: You said it
Meme A: HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO FLIP IT LIKE TH-
Meme C LEASE SAY NO MORE
Meme B: Haha that's so cool
Meme D: GUYS! We have only one way of solving this crime! We must lynch someone everyday untill we find the culprit!
Meme B: That's a stupid idea, how is that going to help?
Meme D: I don't know, but everyone else is doing it.

And with that, Day has begun!
**No one has recieved their roles yet, it was easier to do the scene first in case I was kicked halfway through sending roles. Roles will be out soon. Once you get them feel free to play**

see the bold part and start the day.

[Koesen]

I'd like to get the day going, but some knobs haven't even sent in their actions

That's what you set a deadline for.

[Minister Masket]

Skoffin is the greatest WWWRRRYYYY in the known Universe!

[The1exile]

Skoff, I refer you to the sound clip from AOE that has everyone shouting in an annoying voice "START THE GAME ALREADY!"

Or at least PM the people who haven't sent in their night actions.

[ga7]

Skoff, start this or I'll join another faction in NW. Blackmail FTW!

[nagerous]

Shes waiting for my birthday

[Skoffin]

Ah well, it's your birthday over here anyway. Scene will be shrortly.

GA YOU BETTER NOT.

[Skoffin]

AHOY. SCENE ALERRRRT.

It had been a long night, a very long night. During which stuff happened, oh dear. Nagerous was out for a stroll, he appears to be on of those silly people that do not listen when someone says "BAD PEOPLE ARE OUT, STAY INSIDE" and he appears to think he is invicable or something. Anyway. Nag was out for a stroll, and so was somebody else. They stepped out of the shadows and asked him if he had a light, when Nag said he did not smoke the figure shouted "LIAR" and threw a substance at him along with some matches. Nag ran around screaming while burning to a crisp, poor bugger was found in the morning 20ft from a pond.
HAPPEH BIRTHDAY!!!

Ga7 was sitting in his home, crying as usual. His troubled mind bringing up all kinds of sad thoughs, so he was completly unaware that someone was sneaking up on him with a sharp blade. They grabbed him by the throat, tilted his head to the side and ran the blade across his throat and left him to bleed all over his nice carpet. Woe, atleast he isn't sad anymore! But very much dead.

Skittles was also out in the night, because he is a bastard that won't listen. While walking along he was approached by someone carrying a machete, when told it is his turn to die Skittles yelled a slur of profanities and declared that the other was wrrrrronggggg and promptly threw sand in the other's eyes, kicked him in the stomach, and ran off laughing like a maniac.

As dawn approached, the skies went a strange dark purple colour. The clouds turned a dark blue, and thunder could be heard close by. Weird symbols had been carved into wood and trees, buildings and cars were spray painted with the symbols. It appears Caturday is upon us.

Nagerous For the lulz (jester) has met his demise.
Ga7 Sadcat (mafia) did too. haha

IT IS NOW CATURDAY! LET THE DAY COMMENCE!

[ga7]

[Koesen]

A jester and scum? That could have been a lot worse.

Caturday?

[kwanton]

happy bday nag lol

Hrm it seems like the cats are mafia in this game. I don't know if skoffin put any odd twists in this (it's skoffin) but this could help us. From looking at the sadcat(?) meme are there any post restrictions that are downright depressing to indicate another sadcat?

[freezie]

Not beleive they have different restrictions I do, unless meow one says..

Stupid would it be otherwise.

[Skoffin]

heheh sorry about making you guys wait, but couldn't resist

[kwanton]

Not beleive they have different restrictions I do, unless meow one says..

Stupid would it be otherwise.

So are we back again with the "scum have no post restriction? I thought we already dismissed that

[kwanton]

Not beleive they have different restrictions I do, unless meow one says..

Stupid would it be otherwise.

So are we back again with the "scum have no post restriction? I thought we already dismissed that

EBWOP

The way you post is too hard for my feeble mind to comprehend lol

Are you saying that they all have the same restriction?

[Skoffin]

Broadcast: CITIZENS! As this is an importent day I have decided we should lynch two instead of one, look at all the options though! We do not want to risk any more mistakes, lest we cost us our lives. After you decide on the first to lynch, we shall begin on the second. Think wisely my citizens!
--Broadcast from the Mayor's office--

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

[freezie]

Not beleive they have different restrictions I do, unless meow one says..

Stupid would it be otherwise.

So are we back again with the "scum have no post restriction? I thought we already dismissed that

EBWOP

The way you post is too hard for my feeble mind to comprehend lol

Are you saying that they all have the same restriction?

Saying their post restrction means nothing I do. more than that I never implied.

[kwanton]

Not beleive they have different restrictions I do, unless meow one says..

Stupid would it be otherwise.

So are we back again with the "scum have no post restriction? I thought we already dismissed that

EBWOP

The way you post is too hard for my feeble mind to comprehend lol

Are you saying that they all have the same restriction?

Saying their post restrction means nothing I do. more than that I never implied.

I've given up trying to understand you lol

[Talapus]

We have to lycnh 2? That blows...especially with our track record. I'm assuming a vig got lucky last night with ga7's death, but there must be an investigator still alive somewhere. Someone out there care to enlighten us as to any fact that may help us today. Becaue if we loose two townies today and maybe 2 more tonight then the town is screwed. I'm not saying claim or anything, but if there is any info that can help us now is the time to put it on the table.

[Skittles!]

Shat, I got targetted. That wasn't very nice of them.

Time to gain another extra life, vroooom.

That bastard ga7 finally died, that pussy. SAD PUSSY SAD PUSSY.

[nagerous]

:roll:

[Syzygy]

*Is so sad about being killed.*

[Skittles!]

Erm, I think Caturday means the mafia (cats) and it's just day.

So Cat-ur-day... or something. Maybe a code for mafia having something special today?

[Sierra_Leon]

Is Caterday like a Waaaagh! in Dawn of War mafia? This, plus ga7's role has me thinking all mafia are cats of some sort.

Shat, I got targetted. That wasn't very nice of them.

Time to gain another extra life, vroooom.

That bastard ga7 finally died, that pussy. SAD PUSSY SAD PUSSY.

FOS Skittles for having multiple lives. Cats are said to have niiiiiiine lives, maybe in this game too.