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Postby diddle on Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:13 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I always heard bananas heal all wounds. **Eats a banana**


--Andy


Darn, if only we'd known that in WWII
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:27 am

I imagine it would be quite difficult to transport fresh bananas to those fighting on the front though.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:09 am

Banana skins help get rid of warts.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:31 am

once one of my friends smoked banana leaves :lol:
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:33 am

Hmmm, maybe the pain will distract you from playing CC and you'll miss enough turns to get kicked out of the Middle Earth game you're winning. :D

One can always hope...
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:35 am

I once slipped on a banana peel at school - It was scary. Near death experience, for sure.
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Postby diddle on Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:22 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:I imagine it would be quite difficult to transport fresh bananas to those fighting on the front though.


Banana's are easier to transport than medical staff.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:20 am

Neutrino wrote:Hmmm, maybe the pain will distract you from playing CC and you'll miss enough turns to get kicked out of the Middle Earth game you're winning. :D

One can always hope...

Never fear, the pus has gone so its just the scratch left :lol:.

But what about transporting the bananas fresh and unbruised? I wouldn't want a bruised and old banana but I would take bruised and old medical staff
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Postby diddle on Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:36 am

Anarchy Ninja wrote:
Neutrino wrote:Hmmm, maybe the pain will distract you from playing CC and you'll miss enough turns to get kicked out of the Middle Earth game you're winning. :D

One can always hope...

Never fear, the pus has gone so its just the scratch left :lol:.

But what about transporting the bananas fresh and unbruised? I wouldn't want a bruised and old banana but I would take bruised and old medical staff


It all depends on what state the banana needs to be in to use its healing abilities. Oh Andy.........
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Postby Jesse710 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:04 am

....long....
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:48 am

I enjoy eating bananas.
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Postby autoload on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:27 pm

I can't be bothered to post anything decent at the bottom of a page.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:41 pm

What about at the top?
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Postby autoload on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:41 pm

There will be something good at the top.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:11 pm

**Eats a delicious banana. Mushes the peel into a beautiful cosmetic cream and sets up a stand to sell it.**


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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:22 pm

**Steals all of Andy's bananas.**

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Postby autoload on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:28 pm

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Postby Syzygy on Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:39 pm

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Postby autoload on Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:51 pm

I was not impressed.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:55 pm

But, this thread, she is Huge!
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:13 am

diddle wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I always heard bananas heal all wounds. **Eats a banana**


--Andy


Darn, if only we'd known that in WWII


*Goes back in time and gives Hitler a banana*
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Postby demon7896 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:18 am

strike wolf wrote:
diddle wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I always heard bananas heal all wounds. **Eats a banana**


--Andy


Darn, if only we'd known that in WWII


*Goes back and time and gives Hitler a banana*

*goes back and kills all banana trees
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:22 am

**Goes back in time to make hamburger tree.**

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Postby KomradeKloininov on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:26 am

So man posts... so much spamming
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Postby autoload on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:27 am

My posts are all Man.
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