Internet memes mafia Lawl you all died (Results and stuff)

[Skoffin]

Also, I'd like to give a big SCREW YOU to all those people who went above and beyond with 'post restrictions'. I got people complaining about those all through the game, and I couldn't even yell that some were bullshit. "BUT U GUYZ, FIRCOAL DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY MUDKIPS!!"

[Serbia]

Well I'm very curious to see who you're upset with on the 'post restrictions'. And who should have been killed when the chance was there, as I have a suspicion on who and when that was.

[Skoffin]

heh, you'll know soon. I'll list the last roles in a few

[ga7]

Well done guys. Don't listen to Skoff, count it as a win.

[Skoffin]

Sierra_Leon Loooongcat (cat mafia) has been squished
Kwanton LOLcat (cat mafia) recieved boulder to the face
LSU Tiger Josh CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL (Generic townie/double voter) has been flattened.
Freezie Soviet Russia (Role reverser) Who cares
Talapus Follower of Caturday (Follower of cat mafia) had a church fall on him.

And
Skittles ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES (Third party jerk) died while laughing at you lot.

[Sierra_Leon]

WTF, are you serious? Does Skittles have some kind of kill-him-before-night-5-or-everybody-loses kinda role?!

[Skoffin]

Uh.... funny you should say that....

[Sierra_Leon]

Actually, looking back at the rest of the game, this makes perfect sense. Damn you, Skittles!

[ga7]

Well basically, it seems our attempt at killing him night 3 was already too late. Yes, she's that biased towards Skittles. So don't mind it
Anyway, I followed this closely and it was hilarious from the mafia side After I died, I thought Serbia would be screwed as everyone saw I was a sad cat, but no questions were asked to the happy one; the roflcopter second busdriver thing was funny too

[Serbia]

I knew that was it!

I was going CRAZY that you didn't hammer Skittles Sierra_Leon! Even after I died, it was RIGHT THERE for you! All you had to do was kill Skittles, and win! But you were playing up the "innocent townie" role too well, and just couldn't do it! AAAARRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Oh that makes things frustrating. Fun game though!

[kwanton]

BAH!

I just realized we had skittles! lynched until the monster came out and screwed us over. u suckszors

[Serbia]

BAH!

I just realized we had skittles! lynched until the monster came out and screwed us over. u suckszors

Yeah, that too.

[Sierra_Leon]

Who was the kraken anyway? Or did it kill randomly?

[Skoffin]

The monsters were to due with the powers Talapus gained, he released them. and you dummies killed Fircoal <<

[LSU Tiger Josh]

umm I'm thinking Skoffin was a little messed up while running and setting this game up. Thanks for the attempt though

[Skoffin]

I was messed up or I messed the game up?

Annnnyways, I'll post the list of roles.

[Skoffin]

These were the initial roles given out. Role changes and night actions will come later.

You are NO WAI owl (mason)
You are an owl, you must talk like the owl. And if you disagree with someone, throw in the NO WAI. Feel free to argue this way with your fellow owl, because it will amuse me. DOO EEET

Your fellow owl is Neutrino, you may communicate at night.

You are O RLY owl (mason)
You are an owl, you must talk like the owl. For example if someone comes up with an idea throw in an O RLY? Feel free to argue this way with your fellow owl, because it will amuse me. DOO EEET

Your fellow owl is kalishnikov, you may communicate at night.

You are Loooongcat (cat mafia)
You and your fellow mafia are trying to eliminate the other memes, you may communicate each night and kill one person during that time. However, you must include length in your posts. Such as extending words (This thread is booooooooooring), or just making insanely long paragraphs/sentences in your posts.

Your fellow cats are Kwanton, Serbia, and one cat has come down with depression and has gone into hiding.

You are LOLcat (cat mafia)
You and your fellow mafia are trying to eliminate the other memes, you may communicate each night and kill one person during that time. However, you must include laughter in all your posts. Such as LOL, LMFAO etc.

Your fellow cats are Sierra_Leon, Serbia, and one cat has come down with depression and has gone into hiding.

You are Happycat (cat mafia)
You and your fellow mafia are trying to eliminate the other memes, you may communicate each night and kill one person during that time. However, you must include happyness in all your posts. Such as including happythings like rainbows, lollypops, sunshine etc in your speech, using happy images, or just happy smilies. Like this little guy ^_^
One of your fellow cats has come down with depression and is hiding, each night you may send in an action to target one person you think is the depressed kitty. If you find this kitty they will come out of hiding.

Your fellow cats are Sierra_Leon, Kwanton, and one cat has come down with depression and has gone into hiding.

You are Sadcat (cat mafia)
However, you have gone into depression so are trying to hide from it all. As such you have lost contact with your other cats, you win aslong as the cats survive.
You must also include your sadness in your posts, whether it be morbid speech, sad images or sad smilies. It's okay kitty, it will all be better.

You are Follower of Caturday (Follower of cat mafia)
You are not a cat, however you hope for the cats to survive, as you have dedicated your life to the teachings of the cats and hoping the prophecy of Caturday will come forth.
The cats do not know you, but you know them. They must survive in order for you to win.
Kwanton, Sierra, serbia and one hiden figure are the cats. Protect them at all costs.

You are OVER NINETHOUSAND!! (Vig)
You are the mightyest of memes, for you have a powerlevel OVER NINETHOUSSSAND! However, it takes forever to charge up. Like Goku when it takes an entire episode to charge up for an attack, bummer eh? You must send in an action to 'charge up' one night, then you may send in your attack another night.

You are C-C-Combo Breaker! (role blocker)
You are capable of breaking other peoples combos, each night you may send in an action to break the combo of another player.
For you to speak however, you must include a combo of your own.
Example:
I hate you all!
A + A + B shift

You are ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES (Third party jerk)
You do not care what side anyone is on, you just want everyone to die. Should you live to Day three you will be able to press the BAMPF button at any time, which will case FREAKING ROCKS to fall and destroy the whole town. HAHAHA.
You may press it from Day three and onwards. I suggest using it at the best time though IE when it's funniest. That's what jerks do. Such as just before your lynch perhaps?
HAHAHAHA
Since the mod is also a jerk and wants amusement, you may also find ways to amuse the mod in the game thread which may just earn you extra life. The mod may even set you a task, results depend on failure or success.
You have one extra life at this point, these only last untill Day three.

You are CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL (Generic townie)
You are a townie, however you are very loud and obnoxious. YOU MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS. Since you're SO DAMN LOUD with your powerful voice, your vote counts as two.

You are Tl;dr (generic townie)
Everything is too long for you, so you don't feel like reading it. You must throw in this meme, or act as if you have not read much, in your posts. Skimmer!

You are FTW! (survivor)
Everything you do is FOR THE WIN. If anyone asks why you did something and the like, that would be your response. FTW! You must live untill the end to win

You are Soviet Russia (Role reverser)
In other words a bus driver, but this sounds betterrr!
Each night you may switch one person with another and all that jazz.
But wait, there's more!
You must also post as the soviet russia meme, sorta like having half your sentence backwards. Hey, kinda like yoda! You like yoda?
In soviet russia, role reverses you!

You are All your base are belong to us (SK)
You are attempting to make everyone elses base your own, each night you may selec someone to kill. You must also post according to your meme, throw in anyhing to do with taking somes base, simply throwing in the line 'all your base are belong to us' is also sufficient and so forth.

You are For the lulz (jester)
You do anyhing for the lulz, if anyone asks why you did something your response is 'for the lulz'. You are trying to get yourself lynched afterall, to achieve victoryyyyyy.

You are This is MAAADNESSSS (town)
You are basically anything and everything 300. You must post references to 300, such as quotes from it, spin-offs from it, and even images are acceptable.
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA.

You are Needs more cowbell (Generic townie)
You are just a townie, but you must post with cowbell. As in, simply somehow slip cowbell into your posts.
Eg. This thread needs more cowbell.

You win by eliminating the scum.

You are so i herd u liek mudkips? (town)
You are an annoying illiterate meme that asks this annoying question all the time. You are regular townie, however you must talk like the meme. And throw in the mudkips every so often.

You are chargin mah lazers (generic townie)
You are always trying to charge your lazers, however it nevers does. As such you are a voteless townie. Woe is you.
You must mention charging your lazers each game day.

You are Pedobear (Third-party weirdo)
YA HAPPEH NOW? You are the pedobear, each night you may target someone. Stuff happens. UH OH UH OH UH OH

The role for Greece/MM 2.0 doesn't appear to be in my savebox <<

[Skoffin]

Obviously I made a few mistakes, such as with Skittles role. I put Day three instead of day five. Also I gave him an extra life to begin with, however it did not last very long... since I modkilled him.

You may also notice there is no cop or doc in that list. I fixed that up at the end of Day one, before night started.

[kwanton]

mrrrrhhhh

Maybe next time I lead a skittles! lynch everyone will pay attention to kwan....

[Skoffin]

Haha yeah.

[Skoffin]

Oh btw Talapus was the beast master.. I don't really have to get into that, do I?

[ga7]

Oh btw Talapus was the beast master.. I don't really have to get into that, do I?

You have to! It was the interesting part
Can't believe we had only 3 days to kill Reed and he already had an extra life, bah

[nagerous]

Actually sounds pretty cool and interesting. People kinda got distracted by their restrictions though instead of playing the game, of course I was a jester so I just enjoyed the random madness and because I was jester I couldn't be bothered to hunt scum like usual.

[The1exile]

Oh btw Talapus was the beast master.. I don't really have to get into that, do I?

You have to! It was the interesting part
Can't believe we had only 3 days to kill Reed and he already had an extra life, bah

presumably I also should have worked on attacking him. bitches.

[mandalorian2298]

You are a very peculiar person, Skoffin.

Interesting game.