The face of Jesus!

by **Skittles!** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:47 am

Though I think some of you may of seen this, but if you haven't, here it is!

Now - look at him closely. Very closely.

Discuss.

by **Iliad** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:51 am

he has a big nose

by **Skittles!** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:52 am

Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He also looks like a madman.

by **DaGip** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:06 am

He looks like this homeless guy, Steve, who comes into the gas station early in the morning to beg for burnt coffee, stale doughnuts, and old, wrinkled hot dogs that had been rolling on the hot dog machine for ten or twelve hours...

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:17 am

Was another thread about your mother really necessary?

by **FabledIntegral** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:04 am

Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

by **DaGip** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:18 am

FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

by **Iliad** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:24 am

DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

are you being a jew?

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:57 am

Is this one of those "when you see it you'll shit bricks"-images?

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:33 am

Why should I believe you, Mr. Internet Man?

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:35 am

DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

Shut it, <NS EDIT>.

by **pimpdave** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:37 am

The face of Jesus:

The Dicks that killed him:

by **t-o-m** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:39 am

Skittles! wrote:Though I think some of you may of seen this, but if you haven't, here it is!

Now - look at him closely. Very closely.

Discuss.

He has not body? Just a head?

by **t-o-m** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:40 am

btw he needs to clean himself up, sheesh!

by **DaGip** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:40 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

Shut it, <NS EDIT>.

Eat dog crap, <NS Edit>.

by **Frigidus** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:16 pm

DaGip wrote:He looks like this homeless guy, Steve, who comes into the gas station early in the morning to beg for burnt coffee, stale doughnuts, and old, wrinkled hot dogs that had been rolling on the hot dog machine for ten or twelve hours...

That is also an accurate description of Jesus.

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:41 pm

DaGip wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

Shut it, whitey.

Eat dog crap, brownie.

I take great offense at you mentioning brownies and dog crap in the same sentence. Stop being a foodist.

Click image to enlarge.

by **CrazyAnglican** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:06 pm

Yeah as the historical figure that's probably as accurate as any could be (although I think that specific picture was based on a series of conjectural statements as nobody really knows what he looked like). The fact of the absence of information about his physical appearance is pretty well known though. It wasn't his striking appearance that drew people to him, but his words.

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:07 pm

CrazyAnglican wrote:Yeah as the historical figure that's probably as accurate as any could be (although I think that specific picture was based on a series of conjectural statements as nobody really knows what he looked like). The fact of the absence of information about his physical appearance is pretty well known though. It wasn't his striking appearance that drew people to him, but his words.

And his freakingly large penis ofcourse.