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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:15 pm

Gillipig wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Upon close of the movie, I saw this:

SLUT.

(The End.)

Gilipig, does 'The End' really translate as 'slut' in Swedish?

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Yes actually, but it's not pronounced with two t's like "slut" is in english, it's pronounced as it's spelled, with one t.
You can also bend it and say "sluts" and mean closing or shutting something. "The bag "sluts" by itself" is a valid sentence. PƄsen sluts av sig sjƤlv.
PƄsen means "The Bag", Av means "By", Sig SjƤlv means "Itself".


Next in my series of strange translations... the word 'Famine' (extreme scarcity of food) has the following translation in German:

hungersnot.

Hungers, not.

That is all. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lootifer on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:14 pm

this is my first post in this thread
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:17 pm

welcome to this wonderful thread!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:19 am

Check out this 75 second vimeo video. I think you'll like it: http://vimeo.com/72670988 Maybe.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:18 pm

I will agree andy that was crazy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:02 am

it's coming:


3ds kinda sounds like rds. I miss him.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:43 pm

Have you seen the Trailers for super smash yet or Mario cart 8??? Both come out for the Wii U in 2014!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:49 am

I haven't done much with Nintendo since the Gamecube. Tried out the Wii at my cousin's, just couldn't get the hang of the controller style.

Games I'm eager to look at? Ryse: Son of Rome, Dragon Age Inquisition (I now DA2 got a lot of flack, but check out the previews for DAI), and Elder Scrolls Online (I doubt I'll buy it, as its basically a console MMO and $15 a month, but I'll still watch people play it).
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:01 am

targetman377 wrote:Have you seen the Trailers for super smash yet or Mario cart 8??? Both come out for the Wii U in 2014!!!


yea, i can't wait for toon link.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:08 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Check out this 75 second vimeo video. I think you'll like it: http://vimeo.com/72670988 Maybe.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:41 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:21 pm

muy-The wii controller is probably the best one out there once you get the hang of it

Toon link that will be awesome

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:45 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:19 pm

i use the the wii control and the game cube control. I will say for brawl it is a little nicer. However saying that for first person shooters it is better, for the new age radioactive radioactive, its the best controller out there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:40 am

I'm more of a traditional controller type. Ever since the SNES anyways.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:13 am

I'm terrible with most game controllers. I stick to my PC.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I'm terrible with most game controllers. I stick to my PC.

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i thought you where an expert on pong? am i wrong? :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:51 pm

Here is a snippet of a dream I had last night. I recall getting out of the shower (cool your jets ladies), and then looking in a steamed mirror. I did not have any Irises or Pupils, just white-ish eyes. I could still see, however.

I liked it.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:36 am

Crap. Can't watch videos on any site. Youtube or otherwise. I guess I'll try again in the morning.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:53 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Here is a snippet of a dream I had last night. I recall getting out of the shower (cool your jets ladies), and then looking in a steamed mirror. I did not have any Irises or Pupils, just white-ish eyes. I could still see, however.

I liked it.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:45 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Here is a snippet of a dream I had last night. I recall getting out of the shower (cool your jets ladies), and then looking in a steamed mirror. I did not have any Irises or Pupils, just white-ish eyes. I could still see, however.

I liked it.

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They've got contact lenses for that ideal image of yours. In a store near you!

I've seen those, but that is now how I looked. My eyes weren't quite eyes anymore. Spooooooky!


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:51 pm

So, like how you can make eyes look when making your character in Skyrim?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:22 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:15 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:So, like how you can make eyes look when making your character in Skyrim?


I don't know.

This time, I had a dream about living in Moscow and going through some sort of schooling program.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:25 pm

I had a dream I was Jessie Pinkman and I was friends with Walter White and we created a super drug that turned us into mutants. I joined the X-Men but Heisenberg joined Magneto.
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